Afterword

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This is Korean To English Translation.

 

Translator: daniel Yang

Special thanks to Code-Zero for the help!

Editor/QC: Alexis138

 

Afterword

To those who picked up Highschool DxD series with this [DX] volume, I am pleased to meet you. To those who have read the main volumes, it has been awhile, Ichiei Ishibumi here.

We have finally made new side volumes of the Highschool DxD franchise, DX volumes. The main focus of the DX volumes is short stories that have been published in the Dragon Magazines previously. Furthermore, for the newly written stories (for the DX series), I am planning to bring up “dream matches” and “dream-like moments” which can’t be done in the main series

So then, I shall introduce each story with the related timeline to the main story.

 

[Abduction ERO!] After Volume 7.

It’s a story that gives a nostalgic reference of Ise calling Rias, buchou. I wrote this story when I was wondering whether there was actually UFO in our world. I did think about introducing aliens in this chapter but, even for a DxD story, I thought it was a bit too much and as a result, ended up with Azazel creating the UFO instead. Nevertheless, for our main hero to not only lose his identity (Ero) in our first story of this brand new series but to also have the story to be narrated in Kiba’s point of view…. What an adventure it is.

 

[Oniichan mask!] Before/After Volume 9.

This is basically a sitcom story about Sirzech. Originally from the Dragon Magazine, I wrote this story as a project for [To publish a collection of popular novel’s side story]. It wasn’t published as a standalone story so it’s a story where only those who know about its existence, know of it.

At this point in the story, Ise’s perverseness was really off the scale… I wonder since when did he get numbed at these kinds of situations. Well, the roots of his existence are still very erotic though. Maybe Azazel-sensei’s UFO beam still has lingering effect on him….?

This also happens to be the first story that shows what happens with all the things that they got paid with through doing their Devil’s job.

 

[Stop!1 Yuuto-kun!] After Volume 7.

This is related to the story [Devil’s cold] back in Volume 13, and the introduction of the Gender-swapping laser. This was published at the back of the Dragon Magazine so therefore this story is also known to only those who know of its existence.

Well, this started off with me thinking about what would happen if everyone except Ise became male, and the conclusion is that everyone is a bishounen. In this story, Kiba is a bishoujo and is going out with Ise but think of this story as a parallel universe.

 

 

[Records of Chichiryuutei’s Pleasure Adventure] After Volume 9.

It’s the first story that mentions Crom Cruach’s name. It’s a story that I wrote because I wanted to write a story about a rural village owned by House of Gremory in the background. There are up to nearly 20 volumes of the main series at this point but none had a mention of such a place before. Anyway, Vali’s team had quite a bit of time on their hands back then…

 

[Love song to Reincarnated Angel] After Volume 12.

It’s a story where Sister Griselda was first introduced. I wrote while thinking [What would Reincarnated Angels do for their job?]. Everyone, Irina is working hard with her job as a Reincarnated Angel.

 

[Let’s go to Onsen!] After Volume 13.

It’s a story where my hobbies are reflected upon. I guess I’m weak against older women, especially against married women. I was always thinking of writing a story with Grayfia as the main focus. Not only that, after having a few decisions to be made [If we are going to do this, let’s make an Onsen story!], this story is born as a result as I thought I should let Ise and his friends have a rest after the fight in volume 12 and at the same time, focus on the interactions between Grayfia and Ise.

If possible, I would love to write another story with Grayfia as a main character in the near future!

 

[Phoenix of the Battle School Building DX?] Between Volume 19.

This is a brand new short story… Quite a heated story

In terms of the timeline, I have to say that it’s between Volume 19…. But I would appreciate if you didn’t look too much into this story; just think of it as ‘this happened during the events of Volume 19’ and it would be fine.

[What will happen if they fought against Raiser with the current strength of the team?] was my thought when I wrote this story. Although these [What if…] scenarios are best left to the reader’s imaginations, this was still a topic that I wanted to write about before as part of the volume 1 of the new [DX] series. I have included it as a brand new story. I recommend reading the main second volume while you read this chapter; I think it will be very entertaining. Although Raiser and his team has improved as well as got stronger with their special training, it seems like the Gremory team still improved a lot more than them.

However, this game was only possible since this is a re-match against Raiser. Another match between them and Sairaorg would have been impossible. I believe that fight has seen a fitting conclusion.

It might be fun to write brand new stories about the Great Agares match or maybe, a match between the other Devil Families as well as other forces and publish them in these [DX] volumes in the future.

 

I would like to thank everyone who helped in writing this.

Miyama Zero-san and editor-san, I’m very grateful to both of you just like always. Since I’ve started new short series volumes, I will be in your care in the future as always.

…Now, a brand new Highschool DxD series [DX] has started and I’ve got a place to publish all those previously unpublished short stories. This was only possible thanks to the continuous support from the fans. I am very grateful to all of you.

Then I will see you again in the next volume!

DxD DX Vol 1 translation project Life DX. Phoenix of the Battle School Building DX?

This is fan made translation. The full right goes to the authour Ichiei Ishibumi. Please support the original authour if possible.

This is Korean To English Translation.

 

Translator: daniel Yang

Editor/QC: Alexis138

(This will need more editing in the future.)

27/01/2016 edit, corrected/edited errors for first part of story.

28/01/2016 edit, corrected/edited errors for rest of the story.

 

Life DX. Phoenix of the Battle School Building DX?

 

This happened one day after school.

Rias and Ravel showed up at the ORC club room talking to each other while playing chess. They were concentrating on playing chess a moment ago but it seems like they are having more fun talking to each other now. Sometimes they would be laughing while other time, being serious.

“…If Xenovia-sama or Rossweisse-sensei were there at that time, maybe at the pool side….”

Ravel said in an excited voice and….

“That sounds fun but if it was up to me, I would have made Gasper…”

Rias thought while she placed her piece with a smile on her face.

It seems like instead of actually playing chess against Ravel, she is only using the chess pieces as tool to explain her thoughts. Maybe because of this, all chess pieces roam freely around the board rather than just following their designated moves.

“What are you two talking about?”

I got curious and asked Rias. Rias and Ravel looked at each other and giggled to themselves.

“I was talking to Ravel about the Rating Game, the one that is considered as one of our fondest memories.”

Ravel continued.

“Yes, we are thinking back to the fight between Rias-sama and Raiser onii-sama.”

Ah, you mean the Phoenix fight.

Watching Rias, who was directly involved in that event and Ravel, the younger sister of the main culprit of the whole event, talking about it with smiles on their faces; I can’t help but think that it has become more peaceful…. even if that was a huge problem back then.

But I just heard Xenovia, Rossweisse-san and Gasper’s name and they didn’t participate in the fight…. Having realized what I was thinking, Ravel explained,

“We aren’t just simply reminiscing our memories of the fight.”

Then Rias continued while nodding her head and said in a slightly heated tone,

“I was talking to Ravel about the matter of what would have happened if we fought against him with our current members. It was a bitter experience for me and the question of what would have possibly happened made us become even more immersed in our talk.”

What would have happened if we had a re-match between the Phoenix and our current members?! That… sounds really fun! Guys whom we didn’t meet before will be participating, and since the experience of the last fight was bitter for me as well, our imagination of what could happen ran wild.

That battle determined Rias’s future regarding her engagement at that time with her status as a [King]. Not only that, it was also a battle which we lost so no wonder would she be so heated thinking about it.

Ravel continued after sipping her tea,

“This is interesting. If the current Gremory servants, including those who weren’t there at that time, had participated in that match, we would have seen different match.”

“The rules and the field would have been different as well.” Rias spoke.

That’s true. If we had Xenovia and Rossweisse-san, the pace of the game would have been different, and since they are known for their power attack, the field in which we were fighting in would also have been different as well.

Hmm, so they had been talking about this while also having fun doing so. It really is fascinating! I decided to join them and sat down on the couch.

Just then, Xenovia walked toward us.

“What? Did you guys just mention my name?”

She was talking to Asia and Irina about going shopping during weekend, but it seems like she heard her name being said by us and got interested in the conversation. After we explained to her what we were discussing about, she nodded her head as if she understood what we talked about

“Ah, so you guys were talking about the Phoenix Battle. The truth is, whenever I hear someone talking about that, I feel disappointed in missing out on something like that.”

She does say that she would have loved to be there whenever Rias and I were talking about the battle and would as a result, join in the conversation.

“If you were there, the outcome would have been very different”

I told Xenovia… Just then, Koneko and Gasper, who were playing Chinese checkers, came towards us.

“…Ise-senpai had not yet achieved full Balance Breaker at that time, and Akeno-san and I did not use our true powers as well. Ah, thinking about it, Gasper wasn’t there too.”

“H-Hey, Koneko! You just mentioned me like I’m just a side character!”

He called her out when his friend treated him like he wasn’t important. As Koneko mentioned, I had not achieved my full Balance Breaker at that time, as I was only able to use it for 10 seconds at the engagement party.

Furthermore, Akeno-san and Koneko never used their full powers…. Not to mention Gasper wasn’t there either. Ah, although he was totally reclusive towards strangers meaning there’s doubt in whether he would have been useful at all, we could still maybe have used him to patrol around when he turns into bat?

Gasper suddenly made dark expression,

“…but, I also regret not participating. If I have been able to join then, results might have been different…”

…so this guy is also thinking about it in his own way. He did say something like this when we first met.

The atmosphere around here got gloomy. Rias made a bitter smile and said,

“Oh my, don’t be so pessimistic. Thanks to you guys back then, I can be here with you all…. I’m really grateful.”

Since our King gave us words of appreciation, we all made a smile. Rossweisse-san joined us and added to the conversation,

“Whenever I hear about the story, I get interested. The battle against Phoenix is like a fight for destiny. If Rias-san ended up marrying him back then, we wouldn’t have been able to meet each other.”

Irina nodded her head and continued,

“That’s right. It could have been that Rias would have already got herself a husband when Xenovia and I first met.”

I don’t want to think about it but if Rias took Raiser as her husband, our lives here would have been totally different and Xenovia and Rossweisse-san might not have joined us. If we think about it like that, that rating game was a fight for destiny.

Kiba made a bitter smile and said,

“But if Raiser Phoenix-san did become Rias ex-boucho’s husband, that would have been a disaster. After the incident between those two, Kokabiel attacked us, then we had peace between the three factions. We then had to fight against the Old Maou faction and Loki so the trouble would just keep continuing.”

It is quite funny imagining Raiser participating in those fights. But as Kiba suggested, there were no shortage to dangerous fights after that incident…. Raiser would have moaned a lot if he had to participate in those fights.

While we were discussing about ‘what if’ situations, ‘that’ person joined in our conversation.

“Hmm, so everyone is either taking an interest or regretting the Rating game between you guys and Raiser Phoenix.”

The guy who spoke with the hand on his chin was Azazel-sensei! This guy always appears out of nowhere.

Sensei looked around us and said,

“But just as Rossweisse said, this is quite interesting, especially since I wasn’t with you guys back then. So I was only able to see the rating game through the video which the House of Gremory and the House of Phoenix gave to me…. Hmm.”

After saying that, Sensei was deep in thoughts.

….I have a bad feeling about this. He likes to put in some of his ridiculous plans into practice when he’s deep in thoughts like this. It looks like everyone was feeling the same thing as me.

“Azazel-sensei, please don’t do anything weird.”

Akeno-san warned sensei. She’s normally strict with him. While I observed Sensei cautiously, sensei made a suggestion to Rias,

“Right… Rias, won’t you fight one more time with Raiser Phoenix?”

“…Kuu! Y-You, are you joking?”

Having heard sensei, Rias was really surprised!

As am I! I never thought he would make this kind of suggestion! Sensei continued with a mischievous smile on his face.

“It sounds fun. Back then, it was a fight you could never win but with your power now, don’t you think it would be a different story? I think that fighting against the same opponent is also a good way to measure how much you have improved.”

T-that’s… if we fought against the Phoenix team right now it will be different to back then but….. but aren’t you missing out something?! If we want to fight against the Phoenix team, we will have to make quite a bit of preparation! Not only that, Sensei will do anything to put his plan into motion! Everyone here knew that about him.
But there was one person who agreed with Sensei’s plan. It was Xenovia.

“I’m for this. Let’s fight Phoenix with our current members including me.”

She’s enjoying this. She’s fired up! It seems like she’s regretting not being able to be there during our first fight.

Just then, someone unexpected agreed with them, it was Kiba.

“If possible, I would also like to fight again. I won’t be the only one here who lost and have a grudge against them.”

Back then, Kiba had yet to awaken Holy-Demonic sword, and also got ambushed by our opponent’s [Queen] and retired. No wonder he still holds a grudge.

“…If possible, I would also like to participate.”

Koneko also raised her hand. She was also retired by Raiser’s Queen.

“M-Me too, I would also like to participate this time!”

Gasper had a manly face and also raised his hand. Lastly, Akeno-san agreed,

“Actually, I do have a grudge against the opponent’s [Queen].”

Akeno-san, who gave sensei a warning a moment ago, gave a positive reaction.

“If everyone agrees with this, I will also participate since I am a [Rook]”

Rossweisse-san said in an interested tone.

Asia also hesitantly raised her hand.

“I will also if everyone wants to…. What about you Ise-san?”

When Asia asked, everyone’s gaze turned towards me.

….I would….

….the truth is, I am also regretting about that fight and was also holding a grudge. I always wondered what would have happened if I had my Balance Breaker back then.

I clenched my fist and said.

“If possible, I would also like to fight once more. With the current me, I will fight one on one with Raiser properly and win!”

Hearing my determination, the rest of them nodded their head,

“…Looks like it’s decided then, Rias?”

When sensei said that, Rias, who was quiet until now, sighed,

“…You guys are… but I also…. don’t want to finish it as my loss. If I could fight one more time with all of us, I would like to do so.”

Saying that, Rias had an expression that is filled of fighting spirit.

Seeing that, Azazel-sensei stood up from his seat.

“Ok! Ravel, could you ask your parents and Raiser? I’ll prepare the rest. Maybe he might be interested as well.”

It seems like Ravel is also enjoying this situation as she nodded her head enthusiastically,

“Yes, I will ask my mother and father, also my other two older brothers as well. If the servants of Gremory house is willing to help train my Raiser-onii-sama, I will help you in any way.”

And just like that, the small talk became a re-match!

 

Our next holiday…

We are at our ORC club room at the old school building. Everyone except Irina and Ravel is here. You ask why we are here during our holiday?  That’s because this is not the normal ORC club room. Yes, this is the old school building inside a game field.

After the chat that day, Azazel-sensei’s presentation and Ravel’s persuasion was enough to peak interest between the House of Gremory and the House of Phoenix. It was decided to use the same game field as last year and everything is replicated. They were able to create an exact replica of the Khou academy with the exact same detail inside the game field. Servants of Gremory and the Servants of Phoenix are in the field right now with people from the House of Gremory as well as Phoenix apparently watching the match from another place. Well, unlike before, important events such as an engagement is not at stake here so it was decided to have this match to just to kill some time for the higher ups.

For your information, the place where the two teams are based at is also the same. We are at the ORC club room in the old building while the other team is at the Student Council room in the new building. Everything is very similar to before with the only difference being the fact that we have new members, Xenovia, Gasper and Rossweisse-san. It seems like Ravel is not participating for the Phoenix team though…..

The match starts in 30 minutes and everyone is busy getting ready for the game.

Since all I have to do is make my Gauntlet appear with my armour later on, I have already finished getting ready and am currently sitting on my sofa. I asked Rias,

“So what do you think of the situation, Rias? Comparing us and the enemy, what do you think about the difference between in strength and our other abilities?”

While staring at the map of the Khou academy, she replied.

“Well, to say it bluntly, we have significantly leveled up compared to last year when we fought. We’ve got new members, Xenovia and Rossweisse. Also, Akeno, Koneko and Gasper have also unlocked their true powers. You and Yuuto have furthermore unlocked Balance Breaker since then with Asia and I also increased our strength significantly. Not only our individual strength, but looking at the overall strength of our team, we won’t’ lose even if we just fight head on.”

…..well, yeah that must be true. We even have defeated the previous number one, the young Devil Sairaorg-san’s team and are also currently being judged as a [Power that’s equal to a high ranking team] from the Pro Ration Game scene. Compared to Raiser’s team, which is considered as the new comers, we might be able to win against them in terms of raw power. We did very well in our last fight and we have consistently powered up ever since then. In addition to this, we have three new members since then meaning they won’t be able to be as relaxed like last time.

Rias must understand that but it seems like she’s still worried about something.

“I did hear that Raiser’s team has been training as well, Raiser also apparently installed training facility in his castle and had been training himself lately…”

…I have also heard that before. Looking at us, the Stari team and the Bael team, Raiser’s been training his team. I also know that Raiser himself has been training and increasing his strength. Whenever we talk about using communication circles, Raiser’s always….

[Look, Hyoudou Issei! My arm’s getting thicker, my muscle looks magnificent right?]

…has been boasting about his abs…. Because of his pride as noble, he doesn’t tell people but I realized that he’s been training in secret…. Actually, Raiser’s been calling me more often lately so it’s a bit troublesome. It seems like that guy doesn’t have any friends and I’m the only guy around him he can talk about these kinds of things. When this game was decided, he called me out of nowhere and said [What’s happening! Fill me in the details!]….

While I was thinking about the past, Rias spoke.

“The other team’s advisor is Ravel. Since they’ve got someone who knows us through and through, they might come up with some kind of brilliant plan to counter us. There is also a possibility that they might use our technical weakness to their advantage.”

As Rias said, Ravel is the opposite team’s advisor, so she’s giving advice to Raiser’s team before the game. Since this is not an official game, but just a friendly rating game between the two houses, they aren’t too strict about these kinds of things. Rias and the rest approved it beforehand and everyone is excited about that kinds of advice Ravel might give to other team.

After finishing his preparation, Kiba joined in the conversation.

“We also haven’t found out about the replacement that is going to fill their empty [Bishop] piece except that she’s a woman.”

Just as Kiba said, they don’t have Ravel this time, so they are short on the [Bishop] piece. Therefore to allow the game to be played as normal, Ravel has asked a special helper for their empty position. Other than the fact that she’s a woman, nothing else has been revealed yet.

Wearing her favourite battle suit, Xenovia pounded her chest and spoke in a confident voice.

“Well, there’s nothing to worry about. You guys didn’t have me back then but I’m here now. The situation is vastly different because of that.”

That’s true, we were short on people last time, but now all the pieces are here now so we can show them our true strength.

…We then heard the announcer’s voice.

[Hello everyone. I am Grayfia, a maid from the House of Gremory and today I will be the arbiter of the Rating Match between the House of Gremory and the House of Phoenix.]

Woah, Grayfia-san’s announcement. It’s nostalgic.

[This match is a friendly match between two houses; therefore the rule has been altered from the official rule. The same rule from the previous match between two houses will be applied.]

Hearing that, I was surprised.

“Ah, so they kept the rule from before. I thought they might put some kind of restriction on us.”

Since we are quite powerful, I thought they might restrict us with rules like ‘don’t break the field’ or something else like that. Having heard me, Rias smiled,

“Reenacting what happened before is the main point of this match so my father and the Head of the House of Phoenix, who will be watching the game, would have agreed on this as well.”

According to Rias, the field became stronger and durable than it was before so it won’t break that easily even if go berserk.

“Which means the number of Phoenix Tears and ownership is also kept the same?!”

Rias nodded her head and said ‘yes’, meaning we don’t have the Phoenix Tear.

“…But we’ve got Asia-senpai with us. Her power has become stronger since then which means we won’t have any difficulties.”

Asia also agreed with Koneko’s words.

“Yes! Leave the healing to me!”

If we have Asia, we will avoid the worst case scenario. Well, this is a friendly match so we won’t have to fight with all our strength though….

“”………………””

Everyone is fired up. This match looks like it’s going to be fun; I’ll try things I couldn’t do before this time!

When we put in the communication transceiver into our ears, we heard Grayfia-san’s voice.

[Now, it’s the time for the commencement of the battle. The time limit for this game is 24 hours. So the game starts now.]

The school bell rang. With the nostalgic atmosphere being felt, the game begins!

 

Coming out of the old school building, we are heading towards our destination. The destination is…the Gym! That’s right, we are using tactics we used before. First, we head towards the gym, located in the middle! This is Rias’s revenge match, so we decided to use our old tactics.

However, the difference between then and now is that the members heading toward the gym are Koneko, Xenovia and I. This small change has a big impact.

Once we have arrived at the gym, just like the last time we entered using the back door. We then saw four women standing in the middle of the court and there was a woman in the china dress, [Rook] Xueian-san, a staff wielding lolli girl [Pawn], Mira and the twin [pawn] Lie and Nei, who both were wielding chainsaws.

……to have your tactics to be the same to this degree, that Raiser!

[Rook] Xeuian-san looked at us and gave a hearty laugh.

“So you came.”

I said while setting foot onto the court.

“…. Well, this is a nostalgic situation.”

“Yes, this isn’t too bad right?”

Seeing our opponents just shrugged, they look like they aren’t against this as well.

Xeuian-san got in her battle position.

“Shall we properly finish the fight from before.”

In nekometa mode, Koneko took a step front.

“That is what I also want, I have improved from before.”

Finishing their talk, they got into the battle! Koneko’s attack with her ki is great, but her opponent Xeuia-san is also countering with an improved attack with sharper punches and kicks, both giving impressive fight!

Next to them, the twins are holding onto the chainsaw that is making a scary noise.

“Disassembling time♪”

“Into pieces♪”

Ah, such a nostalgic line! I was scared at their smile back then! The two girls aimed their chainsaws towards me.

“It’s been awhile, perverted dragon!”

“We aren’t going to get naked like last time!”

They are talking about the time when I used Dress Break for the first time in battle. Ah, that was a very stimulating and ground breaking moment and it was also the moment that paved the paths for me from then on!

‘Shall I use that one more time’

As I was thinking that….Xenovia blocked the paths of the two girls.

“…Oh ho, into pieces, sounds interesting.”

Wielding the Durandal and the Excalibur, Xenovia faced the two girls. It looks like the twins are surprised to see Xenovia.

“Ah! The sword onee-chan we didn’t see before!”

“Is onee-chan our opponent?!”

“Yes, I’m also part of the gym raid. Now come, I’ll show you two the taste of Durandal and Excalibur.”

Xenovia and the twins went head on! She blocked the two chainsaws with her swords and pushed them back while looking like she’s enjoying herself!

This means I’m fighting….

“It’s been awhile.”

Staff wielder, [Pawn] Mira stood in front of me.

“You… are Mira right?”

Hearing me, she nodded.

“Yes, you have grown splendidly.”

Mira took battle position with her staff.

Seeing that pose, I remembered something. When Raiser first appeared in our club room, the person who surprised me was her. That same person is in front of me right now and she’s a really brave person.

“That’s right, I’ve also gotten stronger. I’m no longer the person who will get knocked off by getting hit with your staff!”

Shouting that, I summoned my armor.

[Welsh Dragon Balance Breaker!!!!!!!]

Boosted Gear Scale Mail is something I wasn’t able to put on before. Now I can fight in this form! I ran towards her head on. Mira dodged my attack, but I quickly moved behind her and fired a dragon shot!

Mira is swallowed by my Dragon shot quickly! For your information, due to getting hit by my Dragon shot, her clothes got ripped into pieces….. I felt sorry for her but I wanted to thank her for the view! My eyes have seen something very nice, thank you!

“….Kuu, so this is….. L-Later….”

Before she fully retired, she blushed and murmured.

“Give me your autograph… I’m your fan!”

..R-Really?! Mira-san is my fan?! I’m surprised!

[Raiser-sama’s [Pawn] retired!]

Grayfia-san’s voice rung around the field as Mira-san retired.

I struggled against her last time but…. I was able to defeat her this quickly. I’m able to sense that I have improved so much.

When I turned around, it seems like Koneko and Xenovia has finished their fights as well. I saw [Rook] Xeuian-san and [Pawn] the chainsaw twins enveloped in the retiring light.

[Raiser-sama’s [Rook], two [Pawn] retired!]

The match at the gym has finished with our overwhelming win.

We got out of the gym while being careful of our surroundings.

….Well, if everything is happening like last time, Akeno-san should either be sending her lighting towards the Gym or the opponent’s [Queen] should be ambushing Koneko about now! It seems like Koneko doesn’t want that to happen to her again and so her cat ears are on alert.  In the end, the opponent’s [Queen] didn’t show herself.

“Akeno-san’s lightning has hit the gym!…..so it isn’t going to happen this time then.”

While I was scouting around with Koneko, I heard Rias’s voice through the communication transceivers.

[I thought it was unnecessary to be the same to that degree. Also….]

I was certainly surprised. When I turned my eyes towards the sky, I saw two women floating in the air.

[It seems like they want to have a fight between [Queen] only.]

Rias said as such….. in the air, there was Akeno-san, and Raiser’s [Queen]…. Yubelluna-san! Akeno-san made a smile and spoke,

“Ara ara, it has been awhile, miss “Bomb Queen”?”

“Yes, it has been awhile, Lighting…. No, it’s [Priestess of Lighting] now right?”

These two were sending out dangerous aura from their body. Well, to be fair, they do have a grudge against each other. Although she had the upper hand at first, Akeno-san lost against her before since her opponent used the Phoenix Tear so Yublleuna-san nearly lost against someone who’s not even a Pro. They must really have some bitterness against each other.

Akeno-san had her Fallen-Angel wings out, and lighting formed on her hands.

“I will win this time, fair and square. Of course, you can use your Phoenix Tear.”

At Akeno-san’s provocative talk, Yublleuna-san made a confident smile,

“Fufu, I have also trained my powers ever since then. I won’t go down that easily this time.”

After finishing their talk, the two of them fired a powerful magic towards each other! Lighting shines stunningly everywhere and explosive magic also were going off non-stop to show that it won’t’ lose easily too.

At the same time, we heard explosions behind our back and when we turned ourselves around, we saw smoke coming out from the Old School Building.

“Woah, what’s happening over there?”

When I asked, I heard Rias explaining the situation,

[Rossweiess and Gasper defeated the three [Pawns] from Raiser’s team. It was Yuuto’s job last time but we had Gasper and Rossweiess deal with them this time.]

Then we heard Grayfia’s voice,

[Raiser-sama’s three [Pawn] retired!]

Ah, that also happened before. Raiser’s reenacting that part as well. But we had Rossweiess-san deal with that. The three [Pawns], Shuriya, Marion and Burent might have some trouble with Rossweiess-san’s magic and Gasper’s monsters. Rossweiess-san has been practicing defensive magic and sealing technique and Gasper also has been working out, improving his hand-to-hand combat.

………..By the way, the reason why I’ve memorized all the servants’ name isn’t because of this match or because I hold a grudge against them from the last match. It’s just that whenever Raiser and I talk, he mentions them so I naturally memorized them.

….damn it! That Raiser. He’s trying to discuss about the girls’ problem with me as well! So annoying! But I do listen as well and he’s kept saying how men’s problem gets bigger when he makes a harem!

…ah, this isn’t the time to think about that.

“So Kiba is….”

As soon I mention him,

“Yo, Ise-kun.”

He appeared out of nowhere.

“What, you were here already?”

“Yeah, heh, so Koneko-chan survived and Xenovia is also here too. That’s reassuring.”

He’s right! So far, no one from our side has retired! That’s very important in terms of our tactics and our confidence! We are showing them completely a different team from before! Xenovia spoke triumphantly,

“Yes and we are going to win this way. Soon Rossweiess will join us and Akeno ex-fukkobuchou will win against that [Bomb Queen] as well.”

We decided to leave the gym to Akeno-san who is having a magic battle in the air and we headed towards the field behind the new building.

The person who was waiting for us at the baseball team’s practice field is a female [Knight], wearing a body armor. Standing in the middle of the field, she seems like she was expecting us.

I remember her. She is Phoenix’s [Knight] Kariamine-san. As someone who fought her previously, Kiba made a smile towards her while still being very bold. Back then, she also called him in the middle of the field.

Kiba spoke while he walked towards her,

“It’s been awhile, Karimine.”

“Yes, I wanted to meet you, Kiba Yuuto.”

Maybe they know each other’s feeling as swordsmen. They seem to be happy that they have met again.

I then got curious and asked Kiba,

“Ah, I forgot to ask before, but who was the Excalibur user that Karimine-san said she met?”

I remembered what those two were chatting about in our last battle. That time, she said she met someone who wielded an Excalibur, and she said that she will tell him the identity of the person if Kiba wins. Back then, Kiba despised the Excalibur and emitted a killing intent like he was a completely different person.

Now that he doesn’t hold any more grudges from before, Kiba made a bitter smile and remembered the past.

“Ah, that person is….”

Just then, as to cut Kiba mid-sentence, Karimine-san laughed confidently,

“Fufufu, you will meet her soon. Actually, a reliable sensei has joined us this time! And she will be able to fill the hole created by the absent of Ravel-sama! Sensei, please, do your best!”

At her words, the person appeared in the air is…a Swordswoman who has a brown coloured hair in twin-ponytail style…..

“Ta-da! I’m the helper today!”

“I-I-Irina?!”

I’m so confused right now! Well, Irina just appeared from out of nowhere wearing her battle suit! Xenovia is dumbfounded at this revelation!

“This is surely surprising; I was wondering why you were so quiet…”

“But if Ravel-san asked her to help them…. Ah, so that’s how it is then….”

Kiba nodded his head in acceptance.

Yes, the helper that Ravel has hired for today is Irina! She said this morning ‘I’ve got something so I don’t think I can see you guys off’… so this is the reason!

Karimine-san said as she greeted Irina,

“She will be our [Bishop] substitute, Angel Irina-sama! She is also an Excalibur wielder that I met in the past!”

Irina made a peace sign.

“Fufufu, that’s right, the devil swordswoman that I met two years ago in some country happens to be a part of the House of Phoenix. Don’t you think it’s an incredible coincidence?”

Yeah, it’s quite an incredible coincidence. For a truth that’s been kept quiet for more than half a year to be something trivial as this!

“….Haaaaaaaaaa.”

Irina sent a wink toward me while I was scratching my head.

“Fufufu, the truth is, I really wanted to participate in a devil’s Rating Game! As a substitute [Bishop], I will fight Darling and Xenovia!”

That Angel, proclaiming such things and taking her Hauteclere out…! She’s full of fighting spirit!

“B-Buchou.. No, Rias, w-what shall we do?”

Maybe because the game’s situation is like before, I’m shaken enough to call Rias as [Buchou]. But Rias laughed over through the communication transceiver.

[Fufufu, this became much more interesting. This is only allowed since this is friendly match.]

Culprit Irina fixed her sword towards us and spoke.

“So my opponent will either be Xenovia or Kiba-kun? But I’m also fine with Ise-kun or Koenko-chan!”

Hearing that, Xenovia stepped up and said,

“Interesting! I will be your opponent! I think it’ll be fun fighting her. It’s not bad having a match between me and Irina that never happened because of the peace treaty.”

After the fight between Kokabiel, if we haven’t made a peace treaty, these two might be facing each other as enemies and this situation might have happened.

Hearing Xenovia’s proclaim, Irina made bright smile,

“Come! Let’s have a match Xenovia!”

Finally, Irina and Xenovia, the two swordswomen have begun their match! This is a situation that didn’t happen last time and so it is quite entertaining. Well, there are no doubt unexpectedness makes matters more interesting. To deceive us into assume that everything is going to plan as before bringing a surprise such as this, this brilliant tactic must have come from their advisor, Ravel. Kiba and Karimine-san also went head on!

“Is this the rumoured Holy-Demonic sword? I wasn’t able to fight against this before…..!”

“Well, here’s a taste!”

They seem like they are enjoying themselves! Karimine-san is using a different demonic sword to fight Kiba’s holy-demonic sword. Now, when Koneko and I was wondering what to do….

“Nyan Nyan…”

“Nyan Nyan Nyan…”

Two cat eared [Pawn], Ni and Li has appeared! They are also a nekometa huh. But they seem likef they are different to Koneko’s species…..

“We lost last time but.”

“We won’t lose this time!”

These two glared at me. If I remember correctly, last time they lost against the combination between Kiba and I.

But the two cat eared [Pawns] were stopped by the cat eared [Rook] Koneko.

“…I want to fight against other cat-eared people. Since all of us use Ki, let’s see who’s more superior this time. “

Oh ho, Koenko also joined the fight! All three cat eared girls are running around the field. If Kiba, Xenovia and Koneko have already joined the fight, then my opponent is…

“Your opponent is me.”

I heard another person’s voice. When I turned around, I saw a woman whose face is half covered in mask! Raiser’s [Rook] Isabela-san. I did have some exchange with her before.

“It’s been awhile, Isabela-san.”

“Yeah, I never expected to meet you in the same battlefield like this….”

Isabela-san spoke with glee and got into a flicker stance. Ah, nostalgic. I was pushed against her flicker jabs, but now….

From my body and armor, red aura emitted out. Seeing that, Isabela-san exclaimed,

“…That is an impressive aura, it’s so much different than before, Sekiryuutei.”

“…Will you received my improved punch?”

When I asked, Isabela-san smiled,

“I’ve been waiting for this moment! Show me the punch that defeated the Old maou, Loki, Cao Cao and Evil Dragons!”

Aura also emitted out of Isabela-san’s body and it was denser than last time. It was evidence that they have been training much more than others.

Shortening the distance with a few light steps, Isabela-san’s sharp fist came toward me! Flicker jab! Last time, each punch was so powerful that I nearly lost against her, but now….!

I dodged all of her attack, and I aimed for her abdomen with my hand. Isabela-san tried to defend by switching her hand but it seems like my attack surpassed her expectation, my attack completely went through her defense. It is completely opposite to what happened before.

…Damn, I’m so moved…! I was pushed by her last time! And I was able to win after trying everything I’ve got! Maybe because I realized that every fight I had so far wasn’t in vain, my chest tightened.

“That’s a good punch. It is something I want to boast about as someone receiving the attack.”

Not only that, Isabela-san said something so touching! As a reply, I readied to fire my dragon shot! I also defeated you with a dragon shot last time!

[Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost!!]

A voice came out of my gauntlet and a boosted aura is now concentrated on my right fist! Using my dragon wings I went high up in the sky and observed Isabela-san’s movement, and when she showed a gap, I fired the entire shot from my hand.

“GO–!”

Gigantic Dragon Shot! Isabela-san also tried to dodge but…

“Curve! And Dress Break!”

I have also improved! I concentrated on curving the shot, and at the same time, activated my Dress Break! I was able to use that since I touched her body when I punched her.

Dragon Shot made a sharp turn and Isabela-san, who was trying to dodge, got her clothes torn off with my Dress Break.

“Kuu… we are even mimicking this as well!”

Isabela-san looked surprised after her clothes were torn off. Yup, if we are going to do this, we have to do it right!

“It’s great view! Thank you very much!”

I thanked Isabela-san. Her busty figure nearly made me have a nosebleed inside my armour! If I look closely, her mask doesn’t break even if I use my Dress Break! That was also the case last time; it’s the same this time as well! Hmm, maybe it has an anti-spell magic on it? Or maybe this technique only applies to my sexual fetish?

Getting hit by Dress Break as well as Dragon Shot, Isabela-san is surrounded by the retiring light and disappeared quickly.

[Raiser-sama’s [Rook] retires!] Grayfia-san’s voice covered the field.

…. I’m finished but what about Kiba and Xenovia….

“Would you like to see my other demonic swords? I can show you the others except for Gram if you want.”

“Oh ho, interesting proposition, but I would like to see your Glory Drag Trooper if possible.”

Kiba and Karimine-san are chatting while enjoying their fights. Meanwhile Xenovia and Irina…

“A few years ago, during the Evil Spirit Mansion mission, I defeated more evil spirits than you!”

“No, it was me! You were late, Xenovia!”

“That was a different time! That was during the necromancer mission!”

“You were late both times! Why are you always forgetting all those times where I won against you?”

They were now reminiscing about their past from when they both belonged in the Church….this might take some time….

“….Ude hishigi juji gatame [one of judo moves]

“AHHHHH! Li, Help!”

The fight between Koneko and the two cat-eared [Pawns] is basically a cat fight and it is quite entertaining to watch as well.

…Hmm, I think we are forgetting someone. When I was thinking that, a girl in Kimono approached me. She’s Raiser’s [Bishop]…. Mihae right?

She bowed and said,

“Please, follow me. My master is waiting for you.”

… I left this area to my friends and followed her to Raiser.

 

The place she led me to was a front door of a new building. I got in using the back door last time. There, Asia, Rossweiess-san and Gasper were waiting.

“Ah, Ise-san.”

“Senpai, we were waiting.”

“You came quickly.”

Three of them greeted me but I couldn’t see Rias. If they are here, Rias should be with them….

“Where’s Rias?”

“She’s upstairs.”

“She went in alone at Raiser-san’s request.”

….At my question, Asia and Rossweiess-san replied…..

Honestly, for this to be same as last time…..  That’s right, Rias came here with Asia last time in order to finish the fight with Raiser.

When we were looking up, Mihae-san spoke,

“Raiser-sama is waiting for you up there, please go up and meet him there. However, only Sekiryuutei-sama and Asia Argento-sama can go in there.”

We looked at each other. Rossweiss-san and Gasper nodded their head.

“Please go, I’m sure both [King] are thinking of something.”

“Yes, that must be true… Then our opponent is….”

Having said that, Rossweiess-san and Gasper faces Mihae-san. She, wearing a kimono, is emitting an aura all over her body, clearly showing that she’s not intending to allow Rossweiess-san and Gasper through.

Asia and I nodded at the same time and went inside.

“I’m leaving it to you guys, Gasper! Rossweiess-san!”

I held Asia and flew inside the building. Soon, I heard a loud noise behind us. Rossweiess-san and Gasper must have started fighting Mihae-san.

Flying through the corridor, I remembered what happened back then.

After being beaten up badly, while gasping for air as well as trying to suppress my pain, I ran through this corridor. To save my [King] Rias, to save Buchou, I ran as if my life depended on it. I fall down several times on the way but I always got up…

In this battlefield, there are so many things that make me emotional. The reason for all these is waiting in front of me.

[Raiser-sama’s [Bishop] retires!]

As I hear the announcement of the victory of Rossweiess-san and Gasper, I reached the roof of the building.

There, those who were waiting for me was Rias and….. Raiser phoenix!

It looks like those two have not yet started their fight. Their clothes weren’t in a mess and there were no signs of fighting on the roof.

After letting Asia down, I stood next to Rias.

“Bouchou! Hyoudou Issei, here at your service!”

I said the same thing I said to her before. Rias must have felt nostalgic hearing those words as she made a small smile.

“Thank Ise, it’s bit embarrassing that this is exactly the same as before.”

That’s right, it’s a bit weird! Raiser looked at me and…

“The Dragon brat huh, That Ravel, she let him pass huh…that is also what I said last time.”

… and made bitter smile. Ah, he did say that before. While I was thinking about the past…

[Raiser-sama’s [Queen] Retires!]

We heard an announcement of Yubelluna-san’s defeat. This means the victory belonged to Akeno-san. Having heard the announcement of the defeat of his servant, Raiser quietly closed his eyes.

In our last battle, Yubelluna-san flew towards the roof after the defeat of Akeno-san. I was really shocked to hear that Akeno-san had lost.

Just now, Akeno-san flew towards the roof but her miko outfit was in a mess…. I guess she didn’t win without taking any damage. It means that Yubelluna-san was that strong.

“Yubelluna;’s power definitely increased from her training… but she can’t win against Rias’s servants huh… Well, the amount of real fights we had is different from them.”

Raiser muttered in a cold tone.

If it was the Raiser before, he would have been enraged and insulted everyone but it seems like he’s accepting the result.

Having muttered that, he took his top off. It seems like he’s wearing a fighting suit that’s close to being topless. On his back, wings made of flames appeared…. Seeing the flame, I was really surprised…. The flames were much more dense and larger than before!

I could feel the heat even when I was wearing the armor. If I get hit by that, I won’t be safe even If I am wearing an armor.

Raiser said to Rias,

“…Rias, I’m sorry but don’t interfere. I…. want to fight against him. I asked an Angel for help because I wanted this fight for myself…. Ravel also understood my feelings.”

…Ku!

….everybody was shocked after hearing Raiser’s confession. Raiser…. desires to fight me again right here. Having not allowed Rias to fight against him, he is now looking forward to our fight.

“I am interested in that guy over there and not you, Rias. Unless I defeat him, I can’t really say that I have overcome my fear of dragons!”

Realizing Raiser’s intention, Rias sighed and replied,

“Even if you are immortal, it’s still reckless to fight Ise, who had a lot of near-death experience and also defeated strong foes…. You still want to fight him, right?”

Emitting an overwhelming aura, he walked towards us step by step.

“Rias, I… am fine with losing. I will use my defeat as a stepping stone to become stronger. Whatever the case, I realized that fighting those stronger than me has real meaning! Hyoudou Issei!”

Raiser shouted while pointing at me!

“Feel the hellfire of the undying House of Phoenix with your body and burn up!”

Shouting such lines, Raiser enveloped himself in fire and made his body into a Phoenix and flew into the sky! It feels like what happened in that engagement party previously is happening again!

He’s thinking of heading straight onto me in that form!

Seeing Raiser I… felt something boiling inside me.

“…Rias, I ask of you, please don’t interfere! I… really want to fight Raiser Phoenix right here!”

She nodded her head lightly to respect my wish. Getting her approval, I blasted myself towards the sky! To fight his hellfire head on!

“There’s no way I will be defeated by your stupid flame!!!!!”

I was shouting while boosting head on towards Raiser!

BANG! With a loud noise, we exchanged blows into each other’s face! The shockwaves from our clash shock the entire building.

We both clashed with each other! Whenever Raiser’s attack hit me, I can feel an intense heat but I’ve already experienced this before! I can endure this! Due to him having the traits of a Phoenix, he will always regenerate no matter what happens. This is the troublesome part!

In the past, I was afraid of Raiser and I also wanted to run away after having experienced the difference in strength against him. But it’s different now!

Raiser shouted while aiming his punch at me!

“Are you scared?! No, you won’t be scared at all, Hyoudou Issei! You are a true worrier who fought countless time with your Boosted Gear! With or without your armor, you won’t die with my hellfire! Your true worth is much more than just your Boosted Gear!”

…….Ku!…… Shit! Are you an idiot?! What the hell are you saying?! Insult me like before! Treat me like an idiot! Getting praised by you… I want to cry now!!

Raiser’s fist and feet are enveloped in flame and sharply hits my body! Watching the way he dodges my attacks, I realized! Raiser learned Hand-to-hand combat!

“I didn’t know that you learned those fighting skills!”

“Well, I’m also training lately! I invited Sairaorg Bael as my training partner! If it’s fist fight, I’m confident!”

Sairaorg-san is your training partner?! So that’s why I felt a bit of déjà vu when fighting him! If you fight against Sairaorg-san, you naturally prefer fist fight!

This is what a fight between men should be!

One by one, exchanging blows between the face, abdomen, legs and arms. It only has meaning if you put all your will into each punch and kick! My fist punched his face, and his landed a kick to my abdomen!

….I won’t hold back anymore!

“—I, who is about to awaken, am the Red Dragon Emperor who has discarded the principles of domination. Holding the infinite hopes and unbreakable dreams and walking the path of righteousness, I will become an Emperor of Crimson Dragon. And I will lead you to the path of Heaven, glowing in deep crimson light!”

[Cardinal Crimson Full Drive!!!]

As my armor turn crimson, Raiser made a smile full of joy and excitement, enough to send shockwaves through his entire body.

“Here I goooooooooooo!”

My right fist swell! “Solid Impact Booster”! I will pierce through his flame in one punch!

[Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost Boost!!]

With a loud voice, an enormous amount of the Dragon’s power is concentrated on my right fist!

[Solid Impact Booster!!]

Raiser moved his flame from his back to put out a defensive barrier in front of him but… My fist pierced through his flame and hit his body!

“Kuaaaaaaa”

Raiser screamed while falling down the rooftop! Although he received a lot of damage, he staggered up! Regenerating himself with his flame, his eyes are still sparkling. It seems like he hasn’t given up yet.

Even if he is immortal, it seems like the damage received just then was quite critical as he is staggering. Even with his trait of immortal, his mind isn’t as such. My fist…. must have reached his mind.

“Ise, Raiser!”

Although Rias shouted our names, Raiser doesn’t seem like he can hear her. He laughed and shouted towards me,

“Hyoudou issei! I might lose against you tens of times, no hundreds of time! However, remember this! Life of Devils are close to infinite! In that time, I will win against you! No, I don’t need 10000 years! In a few years, I will burn you with the hellfire of Phoenix and turn you into ash!”

After re-igniting flames on his back, once again he flew into sky! After getting hit by my attack, his mind should have been exhausted but he did not back off!

“Okay, I like that! I can easily understand that! Raiser-san! You are becoming my rival! That’s awesome!”

I fought Raiser once again! He was smiling!

“Here I go, Hyoudou Issei! Oooooooooooooooo!”

“I won’t lose! Ooooooooo!”

My fist covering in crimson aura and Raiser’s fist covered in hellfire. Our fists clashed within the bounds of the game field.

 

After the fight, I heard from Akeno-san that Rias and Asia were exchanging remarks with each other.

“Asia. Guys are really…. Stupid.”

“Fufufu, but both of them looks like they are enjoying themselves.”

“Yeah, I can’t believe it. Raiser to target Ise… I never imagined it. But I’m a bit envious… only guys can understand this feeling.”

Talking to each other like this…

 

A few days after the Phoenix match…

We were victorious in that match. The fight between Raiser and I also ended with my victory. Others have finished their fight before but since I was concentrating on the fight against Raiser, I couldn’t hear the announcer.

In the end, the friendly match ended with the flawless victory of the Gremory team.

…Last time, I fought until I became a mess but I lost in the end. It’s not an exaggeration that this match was our overwhelming victory. The only match that ended in a tie was the match between Xenovia and Irina. I heard that they were continuing their sword fight while also arguing with each other as my fight with Raiser finished before them. In the end, the match was won after their [King] retired.

“Auuu, it’s not done yet!”

“That’s right, I won’t lose against Irina!”

Those two, who weren’t satisfied with how things ended, often have a match of chess or sport after the fight…My goodness; both don’t want to be a loser.

Nevertheless… that match was proof that we have improved significantly. Also the fight between Raiser was…. fun.

Kiba, Koneko, Akeno-san and Gasper felt some resentment deep in their heart but it seems like they were satisfied in the end. It’s quite satisfying that to not retire until the end. I also became emotional when I defeated Raiser.

After the match finished, Raiser spoke to both me and Rias,

“Hurry and come to Pro scene… I want to fight you guys in an official match.”

…Yes, I want to get there quickly. Not just Raiser but there is also the Sitari team, Sairaorg-san, and others that we have yet to meet are all there….

Actually, I want to rest for a bit. A rating game takes quite a lot of physical and mental energy so after each game, your body becomes tired. I got tired a lot more this time so I need to take a rest for a few days.

…While I was thinking that, Rias and Ravel are again talking to each other while playing chess.

“….If it was me, I would do this in this situation.”

“However, the opponent might anticipate Rias-sama’s movement and therefore…”

…. I got curious this time again so I was looking towards them, suddenly Azazel-sensei came in saying “Hey~”. At that exact moment, Rias and Ravel ran towards sensei.

“Azazel! You know about the fight between Sona and Seekvaira Agares right?!”

“Sensei! If Rias-sama and Seekvaira-sama fought in a Scramble Flag match, what do you think will happen?!”

…Ku! I made a soundless cry! No way! Those two were talking about…the match between Sona former-president and Seekvaira-san!? Were they discussing about [What if the Gremory team fought them instead…] again!

Hearing those two, Sensei was like…

“Oh ho, sounds interesting. Should I ask the House of Agares?” He was grinning while saying such a thing!

No way! Please! Think before arranging a match!

I am very bewildered as I am being involved in these two pure-blooded ladies’ entertainment!

DxD DX Vol 1 translation project Life 5. Love Song to the Reincarnated Angel

This is fan made translation. The full right goes to the authour Ichiei Ishibumi. Please support the original authour if possible.

This is Korean To English Translation.

 

On Baka Tsuki

 

Translator: daniel Yang

Editor/QC: Alexis138

 

It was a time when the weather got chilly as winter approached.
Inside the club room, there were only Asia, Xenovia and I.
“I’m a bit curious, what does Irina do when she’s not with us?”
I got curious while drinking tea.
“It seems like she is carrying out jobs as an Angel for Heaven.”
Xenovia answered while sitting across from me.
Oh, a job as an Angel for Heaven. Irina is the only reincarnated Angel in ORC right now with the rest of us being Devil. Well, except for that crazy Fallen Angel Azazel-sensei. Irina usually stay with us most of the time but there are times when she goes on her own, like when the rest of us are doing our jobs as a Devil.
We normally stay until late night in the club room waiting for one of us to be called, but Irina is often not here with us. Even if the Three Great forces have made peace with each other, she won’t be able to help us with our work since she’s an Angel. Well, there are times when she would provide us some drinks but…. She would never get involved directly.
“Sometimes, she goes out alone during the holiday saying she’s doing her job as an Angel.”
Asia said, while eating strawberry from a cake.
So she’s busy with jobs that we don’t know about.
“….An Angel’s job. I’m bit curious. “
I just blurted out without thinking, but the face of Asia and Xenovia got brighter when they heard me. Since they were part of the Church before, I guess they will be interested in these things….
“Yes, I’m also interested in what Irina does. Actually, what a job of an Angel is like to be precise. As her friend, I want to see what she does for her job. You too, right, Asia?”
“Yes, Xenovia-san! I really want to see the job of an Angel at least once in my life!”
Arara? It seems like I’ve hit the wrong spot. They have entered the devout believer mode. Well, they were part of the Church before reincarnation so it’s not surprising that they are interested.
“…But won’t we be a bother…?” Asia changed the tone of her voice. They were interested a moment ago but after thinking about it calmly, it seems like she thought she might be a bother to Irina and the Church if she tag along. She really has such a kind heart.
But as if to get rid of her worries, the door was opened energetically and Irina entered.
Irina nodded her head and made a mischievous smile.
“Fufufu, I heard all of it! Ok then! I will show you what I do for my job!”
I have a feeling that we will be involved with the Church this time….

The following holiday, Asia, Xenovia and I arrived at the building related to the Church in the neighbouring town. They told us that this is also one of the living quarters for people related to the Church around here and also act as the HQ for Heaven. According to Irina, she normally receives job requests and would report back to this place.
Maybe because of the peace between the Three Forces were done recently, the outside of the building looks pretty new. As expected from a building affiliated with Church, there is a large cross at the front of the building. It was a nice modern building that looks like it is as big as Khou academy’s new building and didn’t look like one of those Western styled Churches.
Irina told us to come here today. She must have arrived here before us….
By the way, we got permission from Rias beforehand. She sent us on our way saying ‘This is a good chance to learn about the Church’ and even got permission from the Heaven for us.
As expected from the woman I love! Not only does she understand us, but she also puts the small details into consideration! Ah, she’s such a good person…. Well, we did get scolded when we asked to go to the Church before. I guess this is due to the peace treaty between the Three Forces!
…Uuu, since we are all Devils, we get chills just by going near the building affiliated with the Church. The same goes for Asia and Xenovia. Well, it can’t be helped. Since we are Devils, we get instinctively nervous near Church buildings. But after the peace treaty, there were no conflicts between the three sides and individual affairs were not interfered. We also joined forces when it was necessary.
“…I always get chills whenever I see a Church while walking around town. Ufufufu, maybe it is a fitting punishment for believers who got reincarnated into a Devil.”
Xenovia said in a self-disparaging tone… You are a Devil now so don’t be bother about that… I was about to tell her that but it will be hard for them, who grew up in Church facilities, to let go.
“…I want to attend a mass.”
Ah, Asia’s looking at the building with a longing gaze! As a former believer, she must be having all sorts of thoughts! But if a Devil attends a mass we won’t know what might happen so I’m sorry but you can’t, Asia!
By the way, Asia was wearing same Khou Academy uniform like me and Xenovia. Wearing a school uniform on holiday feels bit off but if we are going to a Church, we though it will be polite if we go in a uniform which can be called a student’s formal dress. Xenovia wore a school uniform like I did but Asia was continuously debating if she should wear nun clothes until we were about to leave. In the end, she concluded that she would wear uniform like us having considered the view of the church and to make the point that she is now a part of the House of Gremory.
“Everyone’s here!”
Someone approached us in front of the building. It was Irina.
“I will show you guys today what Angels normally do for their job~”
Irina seemed quite happy; her voice was full of joy. It feels like she’s happy that her friends came over to her house to play. She gave us all a card strip that you put on your neck like identifications of employees. The card was some kind of ID with our pictures on it. Irina pointed at the card and explained.
“This is your special permit. It is designed to not cause harm even when you get near to Church associated buildings. Since they are recently invented, only a few people have it.”
That’s right, even after the treaty, a Devil going into the territory of Heaven will still cause problems. This is apparent especially the case of Asia’s Sacred Gear, [Twilight healing]. Apparently it causes harm when they go near the Church. They say it’s because it can heal both allies and their enemies, the Devil and the Fallen Angels….
Does it really help if we put this on? We were bit sceptical but we still put the straps on our neck.
…..
When we put them on, the chills that bothered us until now have magically disappeared. Having experienced the affect in first person, Asia and Xenovia looked at their hands with a pair of surprised eyes.
“Please don’t use your powers while wearing those. They are still in development stage so we don’t know what might happen.” Irina explained briefly and gave us a wink.
So we can’t use our powers while wearing these. On top of that they don’t know what might happen if we end up using them…. Hmm, I’m thankful but I am also scared a bit.
Our ID was probably thanks to Rias talking to Heaven before coming here. Since everything is going smoothly, I guess both sides are starting to trust each other after the Treaty was signed. Well, it’s not like we’re going to Heaven or Vatican so maybe the permission was given easier. If we wanted to go to somewhere that important, we might get a different attitude from Heaven.
“Well, if we don’t use any powers there won’t be any problems right.” Xenovia said in casual voice but…. I’m most worried about you using your power…. Whenever Xenovia attack using her powers, the screw in her head gets loose and she becomes a power idiot. She had such a cool female warrior vibe when we first met her….
Now, Kiba frequently tells me, “I want to teach her better techniques to widen her attack. I don’t think she uses her brain when she’s fighting….” in disappointed tone and that she is losing her dignity as a [Knight].
“Then let’s go in.”
We followed Irina into building in front of us.

When we went through the automatic door, we saw a place that doesn’t look different from any other office. People working there also wore a suit like any normal salary man.
But from time to time, we went past priests and nuns along the way… the real priests and nuns. They are wearing the same nun outfit as the one Asia has! Looking at the priests…. That reminds me of that bastard, Freed.
People wearing suits didn’t give us any looks when we were walking past but it seems like the priests and the nuns recognised who we are and looked at us curiously…. If they are sent here, they should know that we are Devils.
“…Ah, they are….”
“….I heard rumours….”
They were whispering to each other when they walked past.
Well, I am wearing an ID card with [Hyoudou Issei] written on it so people who knows my name should recognise me straight away.
…but there is something that is more interesting, it was the greetings that people gave to Irina.
“Ace Irina-sama, hello there.”
“Nice day to you, Angel Irina.”
“Irina-sama, please look over my prayers I offered to the Lord next time.”
Everybody who met Irina were either offering prayers or were bowing their head! They are treating her as a saint and are showing so much respect to her!
That’s right! It’s easy to forget but Irina is the Ace of Archangel Michael-sama! From the deck of cards which Michael-sama owns, she had become one of the twelve Angels directly under him! It’s not an exaggeration if one says that that is one of the most important positions one can hold at the Church!
…Since we see her as an easy going high school girl every day, we keep forgetting how important she actually is. If we look at it from the position of the people of the Church, Irina must be someone who people look up to a lot.
“…Irina you are amazing.” I muttered, and she replied, ‘Ise-kun, what are you saying~?’ while laughing heartily but… I will actually think of you as an important angel from now on.
“That’s amazing….! I think I’m going to idolise Irina-san from now on!”
“That’s right…. If someone became an Angel, then that must be the most honourable thing a person can ask for. Maybe I should be proud to be able to call an Angel my friend.”
Asia and Xenovia had sparkles in their eyes and gave prayers on the spot to their friend! Their belief is deepening ever since they arrived here! They are living as Devils right now, but you could tell that they still genuinely believe in God deep inside their heart.
Irina turned around to face us and gave an awkward smile.
“I’m really sorry; people here are specially chosen from every faction and are normally level headed but… they must be bit interested in Devils, you guys.”
“I’m not that concerned. Surely they must have known about the terrorists and the monster disaster in the underworld not too long ago?”
“Yes. People who are here at the allied Headquarters are people who cleared certain requirements from each faction. Normally they don’t show it outside and aids us from the shadows. They also do missionary work and exorcism at the side.” Irina told us. We heard that Heaven was aiding us, frontline fighters, from the shadows. Therefore the priests and nuns we just went pasts are people doing that job… Wait, Irina just said something that bothers me.
“Exorcism…. Against Devils?”
When I asked just in case, Irina made a bitter smile.
“Nah, Devils that claim this area, Rias-san and Sona-san, are our precious comrades who we have allied with, so we don’t do anything against them. Also there’s no way you guys will do something bad, right?”
That’s right, Rias won’t do anything to harm people, she showed so much affection towards them. So what do they exorcise?
“Ah, you mean evil spirits?” Xenovia answered my question. Ah, so Evil Spirits then, I understand, so they get rid of bad ghosts.
Irina nodded and continued
“Yes, Evil spirits are things that no matter what happens will always exist. So part of our job is to recue people form those kinds of things.”
“That’s also what Rias onee-sama does.” Asia added. Yes, Rias also does exorcism if someone requests.
Irina sighed while walking up the stairs.
“The truth is that after the treaty, the number of exorcists has been declining steadily.”
I think Azazel-sensei also said something similar… Irina continued.
“It’s affecting the priests, the nuns and the warriors who fight supernatural beings the most since the treaty. Until now, we fought against the Devil and the Fallen Angels to recover our territories but since we became allies we haven’t had to fight against each other. Right now, we fight monsters or beings that refused to ally with us such as vampires. Thanks to that we are reducing the number of fighters since we won’t have to fight during peaceful times. Well, number shouldn’t be falling so quickly since we have threats from terrorists…”
Hmm…It sounds like the exorcists have it hard. Jobless exorcist priests huh…
“For those who live and fought in name of the Lord, their swords are their way of life. So it will be hard to let that go. If it was me, I would have struggled with my future.” Xenovia spoke. Maybe she knows how they feel since she’s also a warrior. Even if she did choose to become a Devil on a whim, it sounded like she was struggling with decisions back then.
“By the way, we are keeping secrets about the God except for those at high positions. We can’t tell devout believers the truth.”
Irina said with saddened eyes as most people here don’t know that the God, who wrote the Bible, no longer exist. That’s to be expected. Asia, Xenovia and Irina had their mind nearly broken after learning the truth. To the people at the Church, that news will be like the end of time for them. If they lose faith in everything and are filled with sorrow, that will be disastrous.
As we walked up the stairs, I wondered where Irina is taking us to. Just then, she stopped in front of a door.
On the door, there was a passage written in the Angel’s Alphabet with an image of a Cross drawn on it and the door feels heavy. Whoever beyond that door must be someone of a high position.
Before she knocked, she turned around facing us.
“Actually, the regional manager for this area is here right now. Normally that person will be very busy traveling from Vatican and Heaven but she gave us a bit of her own time as a special occasion. That person is also a reincarnated Angel like myself.”
Hmm, regional manager. I don’t know anything about the person from Heaven who oversees this area. Well, I just haven’t asked about it before. I’m sure Rias or Azazel-sensei will know about this person.
Staffs from Heaven are surely mysterious. Well, I’m not really familiar with the side of the Fallen Angel or Devil as well….
“So the regional manager is also a reincarnated Angel. She must be a devout believer, right? I’m excited.”
Xenovia seems like she’s full of excitement but Irina had mischievous smile on her face.
“Ufufufu, Xenovia. You will be very surprised.”
Saying that to Xenovia, Irina knocked on the door.
“Please, come in.” someone politely spoke…. From her voice, she seems like a young woman.
Inside the room was… a nun sitting in front of the office desk. She is wearing a bail so I couldn’t see her hair. She had blue eyes and gave off a northern-European look! She was a beauty with noticeable body features that is like a female model! She seems like…. She’s in her late 20’s. With her warm smile, she gave off a tender aura.
“Everyone, thank you for coming all the way here.” The nun stood up and greeted us.
She greeted us warmly but I can’t take my eyes off her body! Since she’s wearing nun’s clothes, her body feature aren’t shown but my instinct for a woman’s body improved quite a bit lately so I can guess with good accuracy.
I bet she’s very glamorous. If she takes her clothes off, it would be such an amazing view! She has such a nice bottom and her legs are also not too thin while not being too thick either, just perfect!
Although I’m staring at her with lecherous eyes, she only returned with a smile. Damn, am I feeling guilty because I’m at a Church?! Looking at a nun’s pure, innocent smile, I suddenly want to confess even if I’m a Devil!
….Right then, I noticed that Xenovia is frozen solid next to me. This girl, her face is blue!
Xenovia spoke with flustered voice.
“S-S-S-S-S-S-Sister Griselda! W-W-W-W-W-What are you doing in Japan?!”
Ara, they know each other? She’s so flustered, she’s not normally like this! She’s always confident!
The person called Sister Griselda kept smiling and opened her mouth. On the back of her hand, she had the letter Q on it.
“Nice to meet you, Servants of Gremory house. I’m the Queen of one of the Four Great Seraph Gabriel-sama, Griselda Quaeta. I’m regional manager of this area for Heaven, pleased to meet you. “
Oh ho, Queen of one of Four Great Seraph, Gabriel-sama! She’s Queen of that ultimate beauty Angel-sama! She must be of a high position then?
“Sister Griselda… she’s very famous… When I was still at Church, I heard her name few times.”
So Asia also knows of her. Irina nodded and spoke.
“By the way, Gabriel-sama’s suit is Heart. Therefore Sister Griselda is the Queen of Heart. And everyone calls her such.”
Eh he, [Queen of Heart]! So then since Irina is Ace and Michael-sama’s suit is Spade so that makes her Ace of Spade! Both are quite strong cards in a card game. If Queen of Heart and Ace of Spade are both in the same area then this region must be very important to Heaven as well. But I still can’t believe that Irina is the Ace of Spade. Is it because I know how she normally lived….?
Sister Griselda turned her eyes to me.
“Sekiryuutei Hyoudou Issei-san right? I have heard about you, the rising star of the underworld who accomplished many feats, correct?”
“T-That’s, I’m not sure about rising star….”
I’m embarrassed to hear that from such a beauty! I got so embarrassed… Sister Griselda smiled and continued on.
“One of Seven Deadly Sins… it seems like you are craving strongly for sexual desires. Fitting for a Devil I imagine. Not only that you are a Dragon. According to the Lord’s teachings, Dragons are Evil Beings. [Devil and a Dragon full of Sexual Desires]…. Fufufu, if one of our more sensitive believer were to be here, they might just faint.”
I-I have no idea if I’m being praised or being insulted at….
Just then, Irina whispered into my ears.
“Sister Griselda’s really strict with Devils. Before the alliance, she fought against Devils and Fallen Angels for Heaven. She is also one of top five most powerful exorcists within all the Church divisions, especially among female exorcists. But she’s not a bad person. That was just her sense of humour. “
She’s brave nun who fought against Devils then! A-And that’s her sense of humour? Well, I couldn’t sense any hostility in her words so that must be true.
“Next is…. Xenovia.”
Sister’s eyes turn toward Xenovia. Xenovia tried to avoid her gaze but Sister quickly walk toward Xenovia and grabbed her face with both of her hands. With a bright smile on her face she spoke with a confident tone of voice.
“It’s been awhile, Warrior Xenovia. I never thought we would ever meet again like this. “
Her voice was calm, but I think I can sense some anger with it….
“Y-Yes, Sister Griselda. I-It has been awhile… H-How h-have you b-been….?”
Oh, I’ve never seen Xenovia sweating this much and speaking this nervously! It’s quite refreshing to see her like this!
“’How have you been’ isn’t something you should be saying right now? Why did you reincarnate into a Devil after coming here for a mission? Not only that, why haven’t you contacted me until now? If there’s something I really want to ask, it is what you are doing here showing your face, stand up…!”
Sister Griselda slowly focused all her strength onto her hands and her anger was increasing steadily! The room is now full of overpowering aura that came from the Sister who was so kind just a moment ago.
Irina told me and Asia.
“Sister and Xenovia came from the same facility. Not only that, she’s the senpai of Xenovia. She also knew Xenovia longer than anyone at the Church. I also received multiple help from her when I was working with Xenovia as a pair.”
So that’s it then! She’s Xenovia’s senpai from home! She never talks about her past so it’s shrouded in mystery but she did have someone important back home.
Xenovia, who couldn’t run away since her face is grabbed by Sister, shouted at Irina.
“Irina! W-Why haven’t you told me about Sister Griselda before! If I knew that the regional manager was her, I wouldn’t have come here!”
“I didn’t tell you because I had a feeling that you wouldn’t come here if I told you about her. I heard that you never contacted Sister Griselda ever since you became a Devil?”
“O-Of course! If I did…. I would have been killed by her!”
Xenovia tried to resist but she couldn’t get away from Sister Griselda, her face became distorted since Sister Griselda was grabbing her face hard. Seeing that, Irina gave a cheeky laugh. Sister Griselda continued to speak while grabbing Xenovia’s face as hard as she can.
“I was about to go crazy when I heard that you went to Japan and reincarnated into a Devil. You, who I have raised with the teachings of God, became a Devil… you always acted on your own and created some weird theory all the time so everyone treated you as a problem child but I always thought of you as kind hearted girl.”
Sister Griselda is right. She never listens to others and acts on her own. She also say random things all the time and gives us a headache. We often are in a tight situation because of her, Sister Griselda! However, she’s not always that bad.
Asia then spoke to Sister Griselda.
“Sister Griselda, please forgive Xenovia… as someone who has been expelled by the Church and reincarnated into Devil, I’m sure you won’t believe me but… Xenovia-san is a really good person. She’s our precious comrade, saved me in multiple occasions and… And Xenovia-san is my precious friend. So please forgive her.”
Asia asked Sister Griselda with all her heart, asking for forgiveness as her comrade… as her friend. To Asia, Xenovia is a very precious friend to her.
Having heard Asia, Sister Griselda let go of Xenovia’s face and became calm again.
“Sister Asia, I also know of you. I heard you have been suffering because of the Sacred Gear that you possess. I will send out a special ID card for you in the near future. Using that will allow you to be able to participate in Church activities with some restrictions.”
Hearing that, Asia was very surprised.
“W-Will….. that be alright? To give such an important thing to someone who became a Devil….”
When Asia hesitantly asked, Sister Griselda made a broad smile and nodded her head.
“Of course. Even if you became a Devil, you will still be our friend if you still hold onto your beliefs. Although there will be some restrictions since you are a Devil, if you follow the Lord’s will, you will be able to join us.”
Hearing Sister’s reply, Asia was experiencing tears of joy.
“That’s great Asia! You might be able to attend a mass!”
When I said that, Asia said “Yes!” excitedly. She’s really happy right now.
Sister grabbed and pulled Xenovia’s cheek again.
“Sister Asia, if I can ask you a favour, please remain this troublemaker’s friend in the future.”
“Of course! A-And also, I am no longer….”
“At least I will treat you as a Sister.”
Hearing Sister Griselda’s words, Asia nearly fainted. Today must be greatest day of her life; she’s recovering things that she has lost ever since she became a Devil one by one.
This Sister is a very good person indeed.
“Sister Asia, I will teach you how to handle this Sexual-predatory Devil and this Easy-going Devil. Ufufu, I have defeated many Devils before, this much won’t be a problem.”
……I think she will remain strict on me and Xenovia. Irina spoke to Sister Griselda.
“As I have mentioned before, I’m think of showing them what Angels do for their job.”
“Yes, that’s a good idea. For Devils to observe an Angel’s job, I have never felt the feeling of an alliance like this before. Please, enjoy your time. Ace Irina, be careful not to make mistakes.”
“Yes!”
Irina replied strongly.
And like that, we began to observe Angel’s Job.

“Ah, beautiful Angel. Please hear my confession~”
A guy was kneeling down and was giving a confession at this building’s mass hall.
“If it’s ok with me, I will gladly hear your confession.”
Putting a halo on her head and with her wings out, Irina listened to the person’s story. This person is one of the workers in this building so he knows the existence of Angels.
To put it simply, this is [Angel Counselling]. Basically she listen to problems people are having in this mass hall.
“God will surely forgive you for borrowing lots of porno DVDs.”
After hearing the guys’ problem, Irina replied as such. We were sitting on the bench near her, observing her work. The person’s problem was hilarious, but the Irina who is answering the problems of people is also quite funny to look at. Wearing bright white Angel clothes, she also emitted a bright light to increase the holiness; it was so obvious that she’s suppressing her normal behaviour.
“Hey, isn’t her acting a bit obvious?” I turned around toward Asia and Xenovia but…
“………”
“………”
Those two were observing Irina’s work with keen eyes. For them, this must be good experience…. Sadly their way of thinking and mine are very different, probably thanks to different environment we grew up in. I’m feeling sad that I’m not able to experience the same feeling as these two.
Irina continued to hear people’s problems after that.
After two hours of work, she finished her current job and moved onto her next job. Of course, we followed her to her next job as well.
At another mass hall inside the building, she faced a young couple who brought their child.
“Angel-sama, please give this baby a holy name.”
Ah, they came here to ask an Angel to give their child a name.
“Of course!”
Irina accepted and started to scribble something onto paper she prepared.
“Now, I will name him, [Jacob]-kun! Ah, in Japanese, it’s written like this! I gave him an adult name!”
What are you doing, naming a child just like that! It’s obvious that you just thought of a name and forced Japanese words onto the name! At least think before you give people a name!
“Thank you very much, Angel Irina-sama!”
What?! They are happy with the name! Even when she gave a weird name to their child!
“Hm, it’s good name.”
“Yes, as expected from Irina-san.”
Even Xenovia and Asia?! I-I don’t know anymore! I can’t understand their way of thinking!
The next place Irina went was studio inside the building. There was a bunch of cameras and the male cameramen were there ready to shoot. The photographer started to take photos of Irina who changed into a swimsuit!
“That’s great~ Irina-sama, make this pose this time.”
“L-Like this?”
“That’s right! Then here it goes!”
Flashes went off towards Irina who is making cute poses.
…From what I heard later, there’s an internal weekly magazine that’s issued for certain members of this building called [Weekly Brave Angel]. And Irina is being featured in this upcoming issue as Michael-sama’s Ace.
“I heard that Irina-san is quite popular with people who know that Angels exists.” Asia gave me such information.
… She’s like an idol. Wait, aren’t we in the same situation as well? Anyway, it seems like she’s also quite popular in this kind of business.
Well, she’s really cute, so I can understand her being popular but…. Is this really an Angel’s job as well…? This is different from what I had in mind….
After finishing the shoot, the cameraman spoke.
“Fufufu, Irina-sama, you brought your boyfriend here. Is he that rumoured Dragon boyfriend of yours?”
He looked at me…. Oi oi, there’s rumour like that?
Hearing that, Irina’s face went completely red.
“T-T-That’s….! Ise-kun is my childhood friend or something like that…..”
Irina, who was embarrassed, said in a flustered tone of voice.
“Since Irina-san is popular among people here, it will be a shock to male audience if they hear that you have a boyfriend.”
The cameramen laughed heartily after saying that. Irina meanwhile is red in embarrassment.
“…. Are you two going out?”
“Oh ho, so that’s happening.”
Crying Asia and Xenovia are glaring at me!
“H-Hey! Say something Ise-kun!”
Irina is walking toward me… and her foot got stuck on a camera cord and….
“Kyaa!”
She fell towards me! I managed to catch her in time but…. I felt the skin of an Angel through my hands! When I look down, I see that the Swimsuit had fallen off when she fell so my hands were directly touching her breasts!
I-It defiantly has grown! Moreover, the feeling of her skin is amazing! It’s really is an angelic touch!
“Ooooh, Irina-sama! To embrace with your childhood friend here, you sure are bold!”
The cameraman is taking photo of us holding each other! Irina is making a sad face as if to hide her embarrassment.
“….Y-You can’t Ise-kun…. Ha, so this is how you are thinking of crossing the line….”
O-Oi, This is not the time to say that kind of thing! Your wings, they are changing between white and black! You are about to fall! Come on! I’m ok with going with this but you can’t fall just like that!

And someone just then pinched on my cheeks.
“….Let’s stop right there.”
“I’m not going to forgive you if you go first. If you want to, let us four do it together.”
Asia and Xenovia are pinching on my cheeks.
….wait, what did you just say Xenovia?

After that incident, Irina continued her work as Angel which ranges from file management to cooking classes and reception.
….Rather than an Angel, she looks just like a normal worker. But others are relying on her with great expectations, so it looks like Angels are important to the people of Church even if I don’t understand some of the things about it.
Currently, we are taking a break at one of restaurant in this building.
“Ah, today was fun.”
I said truthfully. It was a really interesting experience. This was the first time I came to a building affiliated with the Church, and this was the first time I met with so many people of the Church.
“Today was amazing.”
“Yes, it was really great.”
It seems like Xenovia and Asia are both satisfied with today. That’s to be expected. They were able to experience everything they wouldn’t have been able to do since they have become Devils.
“It seems like you have seen most of the facility.”
Sister Griselda appeared. She had a smile on her face and spoke to us.
“We are about to have practical training for young exorcists, would you like to see?”
Practical training!? Well I’m interested.
“But we couldn’t find any evil spirit for training purpose…. We had a mass extermination not too long ago.”
And she turned her gaze towards me…. Wait, me?
“Since you are a Dragon as well as a Devil, it will be great if you could be their opponent…. What about getting rid of your sexual desires? It’s not good to be perverted.”
When I heard her suggestion, I felt chills down my spine but Asia and Xenovia nodded their heads.
“Yes, it might be good to make Ise-kun less of a pervert.”
“Yes, its ok to be bit perverted but, being too perverted makes girls feel uncomfortable.”
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! They are making me less pervert?! No way!
“Irina! Say something!”
I asked her for help but… her face reddened and….
“…I want to have a relationship with Ise-kun where I won’t fall so, I agree?”
….she winked at me! I don’t know if this building is having an effect on them or if Heaven gave them blessings or something but they are becoming more and more Christian like!
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! YOU CAN’T GET RID OF MY SEXUAL DESIRES!”
I ran away from there and Xenovia started to chase after me. I made a promise to myself that I won’t go near the Church where they have [Sexual desire = Sin] mentality.
Devils that are tolerant with Sexual Desires are the best!

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Translator: daniel Yang

 

One day after school.

“…Fake… Oppai Dragon?”

After hearing the news, I… No, everyone in ORC had doubtful expressions on our face. Well, we weren’t expectation this kind of news so it was shocking to us…

After “Oppai Dragon”, a show that has us as main characters, aired on underworld’s television, we became celebrities in underworld. They are selling merchandise from our shows and apparently, House of Gremory which owns the copyrights to the shows are making huge profit out of this.

Buchou sighed and continued.

“Yes. According to Grayfia’s report, group posing as [Oppai Dragon] team are taking down bad guys at outskirts of land owned by House of Gremory. As you guys have guessed from ‘group’, it seems like they are not only copying Ise but me, Koneko and Yuuto as well.”

People are posing as us and defeating the….. bad guys. That doesn’t seem that bad does it…?

“It’s true that I feel weird there is fake me out there but since they are not causing any harm and instead doing something good, I don’t think there’s problem there?”

Buchou shock her head when she heard me.

“That’s not true. Its fine that they are catching criminals, but whether they wins or lose against them there will be rumours about it. If rumour like [Oppai Dragon lose against small time criminals] spread around underworld, Ise will be in some trouble right? They can even cause unwanted grudge against us as well so it’s not good.”

That is true. Even if I didn’t fight, and fakes lost against enemy, my reputation will fall. Not only that, I don’t like to think about the criminals who won against my fake and start boasting about it.

I will be irritated if some idiot appeared shouting “I won against Oppai Dragon!”

Buchou spoke with her hands on her forehead.

“This is top secret that isn’t known in underworld media. So before rumours spread let’s go and fix it our self. If media get hold of this news it will cause headache. Not only that, House of Gremory owns the copyright. We have to be more strict with fakes and petrol them. It also happened in land owned by House of Gremory so as the Heir I can’t let is pass.”

That’s also true. In the future, Lands owned by House of Gremory will be Buchou’s lands. If she manage this matter smoothly as next heir apparent, her leadership as High class Devil will be questioned.

“….I am interested in the fakes.”

“Ara ara, Koneko chan. Being hostile to your fakes already.”

Koneko and Akeno-san spoke.

…By the way, Koneko, who was emitting hostile aura toward her fake, was sitting on my lap…. If I remember correctly, Koneko’s character in [Oppai Dragon] was Oppai Dragon’s cute helper [Hellcat]. It seems like she thinks her fake can’t be trusted person.

“My fake, hmm. If I remember in the show, I’m the antagonist [Darkness Knight Fang]… I wonder who that is.”

Kiba tilted his head. That’s right, Kiba’s character in the show is Boss of Oppai Dragon’s enemies.

I wonder who is my fake? They do sell [Oppai Dragon] armour set in underworld so it might be some middle aged man wearing the suit…

I was having stupid thoughts like that and waited for the day we met the fakes.

 

Finally that day has come

After arriving at underworld, using Magic Circles and Griffin we headed off toward area that fakes supposedly appear. It was countryside in outskirts of land owned by House of Gremory.

To get there, we had to cross huge mountains and rivers with Griffin. And the village that we’ve arrived in was small rural village with wind mills and rice fields with nice mountain scenery.

We couldn’t sense much presence here, roads were both dirt and paved.

There are old looking shops around here. No shopping mall or convenienc store to speak of. Total countryside this place.

“This area is known for its barley and traditional crafts.”

Akeno-san explained.

It was a village that fit’s the image of traditional craft making. Looks like easygoing place.

“I want to live in this kind of place once.”

Asia said with twinkle in her eyes. Ah it seems like she prefers these kinds of places rather than flashy cities.

Hmm, since Devils have long life span it won’t be bad living in this kind of place with Asia for 10 years or so in the future. 100 years might be too difficult. I’m city person so I won’t be able to live without mall and department stores.

“Countryside in Underworld is also interesting place!”

Irina said while taking pictures of surroundings with curiosity.

She followed us saying it will be interesting… well, she’s with us all the time like she’s part of Gremory servants anyway even if she’s Michael-sama’s ACE…..

“Countryside such as this village is often target of Stray Devils or monsters.”

Kiba told us. Stray Devils, they are dangerous beings who leave their owners and use their powers however they want to. Villages with small populations and not well guarded by the House will be great for them to hide in.

Buchou nodded her head and continued.

“Yes. Stray Devils often hide in mountain area. After gaining some power there, they often pray on villagers there. If we find them, we need to get rid of them quickly. We can’t sacrifice precious life of people who live in our land.”

Prey on villagers…. Dangerous lot they are….

Right then, some villagers ran toward our direction.

“Oppai Dragon-sama won against another monster!”

“Cheers for Oppai Dragon!”

They were saying such things while walking past us.

To hear about our fakes right after we arrive! And by what villagers say, it seems like fakes we are looking for are toward direction villagers are all going.

One of the villagers walking past us noticed buchou…

“W-What..?”

Tilted his head with confused face and muttered “Ah, she must have dyed her hair” and walked off. Did he confuse buchou with someone else? Well, I can imagine who that person confused her with…

“Well, at least that saved us some trouble.”

Buchou looked toward direction villagers are walking toward.

Hahaha, it seems like we don’t need to go search for the fakes….

 

People were gathered in wide open area. And in the middle of them, there were few people and a huge creature. One of them shouted with top of her voice.

“We have defeated a monster that was targeting this village so you are all safe now! Ohohohoho!”

Very familiar voice. And familiar… scarlet hair?!

Buchou in her dress was there!

Me, no all of us looked at our buchou! ….Yes, she’s right here with us!

But in front of our eyes there was buchou… person who look identical to buchou was standing there! Only difference was their outfit! Our buchou was wearing Khou Academy uniform, and fake was wearing dress of [Switch Princess] from the television show! Buchou’s jaws were wide open looking like she can’t believe her eyes.

Standing next to monster they defeated, Switch Princess, the fake, shouted.

“This monster is servant of Evil Dragon who is targeting this Village, Crom Cruach! We have defeated it before it can cause any harm!”

Hearing that, Villagers rejoiced.

“That’s Switch’s Princess for you! Thank you. Thank you!”

“Thanks to Sekiyuutei and his group, village has gotten more peaceful!”

“Thank you Princess Rias! I’m so happy that I live in land owned by House of Gremory!”

There were even people crying over joy! Since she looks just like the real deal, it’s not impossible to think that the fake is buchou, daughter of Lord! Even so, what’s going on here!

“Again, our sekiyuutei Oppai Dragon defeated the monster in one punch! Cheers for Oppai Dragon!”

Fake Switch Princess introduced a person in armour! Ooh, Red body armour! But doesn’t that look very similar to mine….

….? I swear I’ve seen that armour before. Although it’s strikingly similar to mine, small details were different.

“”Oppai Dragon! Oppai Dragon!””

Villagers started to chant that to praise the person.

[Sob Sob]

At that same moment, Ddraig burst into tears. Why are you crying? It seems like he’s sensitive to the word [Oppai Dragon]. Was he so shocked that fake was being praised that much? Hmm, I don’t know….

Instead of feeling ill toward the fake who’s being praised, I was comparing the image I had in my head and what I’m seeing right there….

“…..Um, um, um.”

Koneko, who was standing next to me, had stiff expression and pointed front of us. For Koneko, who doesn’t show her emotions easily, to be agitated that much. What is happening….

I looked toward where trembling Koneko was pointing at. And I saw…. Wearing [Hellcat] costume from television show [Oppai Dragon], it was owner of dynamite body… Kuroka……………….?!

“Everyone~ It will be nice if you can return the favour a little bit Nyan~”

Kuroka spun around on the spot and tilted her head cutely. And showed her well-developed breasts and teased male villagers.

“””Woooooooaaaaahhhhhhhh! Hellcat-Samaaaaaaaaaaa!”””

Their eyes turned into heart and started to throw their money at Kuroka! By the way, Kuroka is member of my rival, Vali’s team and Koneko’s older sister! Nekometa with very erotic body!

At that moment, I realized what was going on. Actually, there weren’t any other possibility!

That red armour! It looks like Hakuyuukou’s Devine Dividing Scale Mail! It was red Hakuyuuhou!

When I looked more closely, there was a men in suits bit further away from the rest. It’s Holy Sword Caliburn user Arthur!

“…Ah, it was Vali team.”

Kiba muttered next to me.

That’s right! It was Vali team! That basterd, is he now dyed his armour red and pretending to be me?!

Vali, Kuroka and Arthur!

T-Then that fake buchou must be….

When I guessed who that person could be, Buchou walked toward her!

“Ohohoho! Now that we defeated the monster, shall we have a party at restaurants like usual…”

SLAP!

Buchou slapped the fake Switch Princess who was laughing loudly.

Then she grabbed her throat and dragged her somewhere.

“Come!”

“Y-Y-Y-You are Switch! W-W-What are you doing here?!”

Bewildered fake shouted! Wait, that voice was… Bikou!

“I knew it…. you damn monkey!”

Buchou burst into rage! Dangerous aura seeped out of her body!

That person, Bikou?! Looking at the situation, guy in red armour shock his head and opened his mouth.

“Hehehe, it seems like we need to end the act here for now.”

That voice defiantly belong to Vali.

“Two Switch Princess…?”

“Could it be a fan cosplaying…..?”

Since there were two Switch Princesses….. Next heir apparent, villagers were confused.

It seems like we need move to somewhere more quiet…

 

At corner of village, at riverside where no one was, us Gremory team stood in front of fake [Oppai Dragon], Vali team.

If we were seen talking to terrorists it might be trouble later. Although it seems like people at this village were not very well connected to outside world so I don’t think it will cause big trouble.

“Hehehe, it seems like we are caught.”

PONG

After smoke settled, we saw Bikou returning from Switch Princes back to his original form.  Yokai and Son Wukon’s decedent… did he use magic to turn into Switch Princess? Can he do that using some Yokai magic?

“Hehehe, well the real ones has appeared so it can’t be helped.”

Vali turned his armour back into white and released it. Dark silver hair and blue eyes, it was Vali! Did he use his power to turn his armour red?

Buchou glared at him and opened her mouth.

“What is going on here?”

Hm, simple question had slight desperate tone. Bikou scratched his cheek and muttered.

“Hahaha, you see…”

After obtaining a information that [Crescent Circle Dragon] Crom Cruach might be hiding in area around here, Vali wanted to see him and came here.

But by chance, he saw this village being attacked by unknown monster and he defeated it.

And to hide the fact that he is a terrorist, he disguised himself as [Oppai Dragon].

When they have defeated the monster, they received thank you from the villagers here and after one event after another, they became village’s hero as fake [Oppai Dragon] group.

By the way, Le Fay was on expedition with Fenrir and Gogmagog.

“Crom Cruach. Evil dragon that’s rumored to have already died isn’t it.”

Ross-san murmured with her hand on her chin.

Already dead? But dragon Vali team is looking for is…

Arthur fixed his glasses and spoke

“There’s also a legend that he’s still alive. As dragon who oversees war and death, there’s theory that he was killed by Christian, but there’s also theory that he’s in deep sleep and hiding somewhere.”

If I remember, most of legendary dragons have retired or were killed. My Ddraig and Vali’s Albion were sealed inside Sacred Gears after being defeated.

Out of all dragons, you can pick ones with extraordinary powers with one hand I heard.

“Well, there is a dragon hiding here targeting this village using these monsters. It’s not Crom Cruach though.”

Bikou said.

“Then why are you guys still here? You don’t have any more business here right?”

Xenovia asked a fair question. That’s right. As terrorists and people seeking for stronger foe, this village has become useless place for them. So it’s weird that they decided to stay behind.

“Well, we are just returning the favour.”

Vali said that and Bikou spoke.

“After defeating monsters people who though we are the real [Oppai Dragon] group treated us with delicious food, asking as to at least stay until the Dragon boss is defeated.”

“And mimicking [Oppai Dragon] is so fun nyan~”

Kuroka added to that.

“That’s right. I also had fun mimicking Switch Princess! So I ended up giving them some fan service!”

It seemed like Bikou was having fun. Hmm, these guys are still as unpredictable and not only that I don’t even get their reason for their actions! Seriously, I don’t know if they are good guys or bad guys.

Well, I know that they are troublesome lot and not our friends for sure.

[…Oi red, I’m mimicking such thing called [Oppai Dragon]… Sob. How did this happen…!]

[I’m sorry white. I don’t even know either…it seems like I get into weird situation without realizing it…Sob…]

…Two Heavenly Dragons have started crying again. Looks like Vali joined Bikou’s mischief… Hakuryuukou who dyed its armour red and started to mimic me. I can’t possibly imagine how Albion feels like right now.

Buchou sighed and said

“…as member of House of Gremory, I give you my thanks for helping this village. We are also at fault for not realizing this village was under attack by monsters.”

Then Bikou started to tap buchuo’s head loudly while talking.

“That’s cool! Not even the great House of Gremory can look after everything like this tiny little village. But there are only two tv stations available here. Not even tokusatsu show [Oppai Dragon] airs here. They only knew about Oppai Dragon through main news on Channel 1 or by radio? Wouldn’t this huge information divide be a problem? Well, thanks to that we didn’t get outed as fakes though.”

“……That’s right, we should set up some TV towers here.“

Buchou’s eyes twitched.

It seems like she’s mad at Bikou tapping her head…! But it seems like Bikou hasn’t realized this and kept tapping her head.

“Also won’t it be good if they build super markets or convenience shop here? It only thing here is corner shop with poor selection and wagon.”

“…T-That is true.”

“Not only that, won’t it be good if they have ramen shop here? If you want, we can run it for you; I’m into making ramen lately. I’ll show you taste of ramen full of vegetables and pork!”

“………I-I don’t think that has anything to do with this situation? And also, stop tapping my head!”

Buchou smacked Bikou’s hand away! Her anger gauge is increasing!

“Hehehe, that’s scary. I don’t think you can fulfill your duty as Switch Princess with short temper like that?”

“That’s none of your business! Only person who makes me mad like this is you! Also! Stop calling me Switch Princess! I don’t want to be called such by you! And also you guys are currently illegal immigrants here!”

…They have relationship like dog and monkey, wait its more like Princess-Monkey relationship…. Even elegant person like buchou loses temper when talking to this guy.

When Bikou made Saru(Monkey) hand seal it made loud noise and smoke came up! When smoke cleared fake buchou wearing Switch Princess costume appeared! You transformed again!

“I think I’m more fitting to be Switch Princess?”

He said in buchou’s voice! His hand movement and way he walk was exactly like buchou! I didn’t know he was this good at mimicking other people!

By the way buchou was….so mad that her tendon on her temple was building out! Koneko then for some reason gave a banana she had brought with her to eat.

“…People are keep picking fight with me these day…….. Likes of you mimicking me….? Ohohohoho you, a monkey? Here, take this banana and go back to mountain.”

“Confident you are Switch. Shell we have a battle then? Let villagers decide who the real [Oppai Dragon] team is!”

“Sounds interesting. Okay, I accept the challenge. We will show you the real [Oppai Dragon]! Ise, everyone, let’s win this!”

Sparks were flying out between buchou and Bikou’s eyes.

….my goodness this is getting out of control.

In the end, Gremory team and Vali team are battling against to see who’s true [Oppai Dragon]….

“Nyhahahaha, it sounds fun don’t you thing~? Shirone.”

“….”

While Kuroka seems like she was having fun, Koneko looked like she was displeased and pouted.

When I was sighing, beside me, Vali was saying “Don’t cry, Albon. This is another form of entertainment. What? You want to go back to your home town? Calm down first, I don’t even know home town of white dragon.”  And was calming him down.

“You guys sure do have too much time in your hand.”

I told Vali while sighing.

“We do need change of pace sometime. I only care about that dragon though…Bread and cookies from this village is also good. Just eating that is worth the effort.”

Team moral eh. Also he eats things like cookies, I can’t imagine it.

[….I am meeting with white dragon but instead of fighting we are doing this kind of things… it’s too much….]

My partner sighe heavely.

 

Improvised stage was built at the place where crowds were gathered. On the stage, there was a banner with [Oppai Dragon Fight!] written in Devil’s Alphabet.

Villagers who have gathered had their eyes full of excitement.

[Ah~ Ladies and Gentleman! Let’s start 1st [Which is real Oppai Dragon?] competition!]

“”Woooah!””

People cheered after announcer.

….Fake Switch Princess, Bikou told everyone in the village about our agreement. And the villagers gave instant Ok and built this improve stage with everyone’s help.

Maybe because there’s not much else to do around here, it seems like they get behind anything that looks fun. They sure know how to have fun…

[Judges will be Village chief! Rossweisse-san, Asia Argento-san, Xenovia-san! And we have special guest Irina-san who came from the Heaven!]

“Hello to you all. This is Village Chief speaking. Thanks for having me today.”

After being introduced by the announcer, Chief opened his mouth. He was dandy looking middle aged man with long beard.

“Hello everyone. I’m Valkyrie, Rossweisse. As a judge I will be fair on everyone today.”

“I-I am Asia! I think this place is very beautiful! I want to live here once!”

“I’m Xenovia. Take care of me well today.”

“I’m Shido Irina~! I’m angel~! Devil people! Let’s have fun today!”

Some people from ORC were sitting at judge’s panel….. Oi, you guys seems like having fun.

Just think about how I feel like dragged into this competition; I don’t know what’s happening right now! I shouted in my head behind the curtains while waiting with my armour on.

“….i will never lose to that monkey ever…!”

Buchou was next to me murmuring, she was flaming up. H-Her eyes are scary! It’s really scary buchou!

We have decided to have 1v1 battle against 5 of us. From our side, me, buchou, [Dark Knight Fang] Kiba, [Hellcat] Koneko and Gasper are going to compete. Gasper was praised by people as [Cardboard box Vampire] after being appeared on a movie. From their team, Vali, Bikou, Kuroka and Arthur are going to compete….. Who is the fifth person? We don’t know who that is yet.

[Now, let’s the show begin!]

… Announcer has declared the start of the competition! Akeno-san was wearing bunny girl suit and acted as round girl! Fishnet Thighs, they are the best!

Anyway, competition has started!

 

Round 1

Darkness knight Fang Battle.

Wearing antagonist’s costume, Kiba and Arthur had numbered badge on their chest. Since we have to determine which is real and fake, we didn’t tell them their real names and decided the winner using this.

“”Kyaa~! Both of them are so handsome~!””

Seeing two handsome guys on the stage, all the village’s girls went wild…. Damn it, handsome guys are so popular with girls wherever they go, so jealous!

[We have distributed plaques only to female members of the audience! On each side of the plaque, they have 1 and 2 written on them! Now, you two have to say and act cool like the character. And with that, panel of judges and female members of the audience will use their plaque to decide who is real and who is fake!]

Popularity contest! Kiba, you can win this!

Grabbing the mic, Kiba took a deep breath, flung his cape and said

[Sekiryuutei, I congratulate you for reaching me. Let’s have our final battle tonight. Now, let’s being our fight till the end.]

Woah, its Darkness knight Fang’s quote from Oppai Dragon!

“”KYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!! SO HANDSOOOOOOOOME!””

Gril’s shrill were echoing! Some of them even fainted! You like it that much! It’s just quote from the show!

This time, Arthur grabbed the mic and turned his eyes toward me. What? Me?

[Oppai Dragon…. I have always wanted to fight you. I’m curious how well one of Two Heavenly Dragon will endure my Holy Royal Sword. If possible, I would like to rip your strong will…. And your strong heart into pieces.]

…feeling his cold gaze my entire body shivered. He was emitting killing intent…! He was being deadly serious just now!

“”KYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!RIP ME INTO PEECES TOOOOOOOOOO!””

Female audiences were so excited that their eyes turned into hearts.

After that, those two continued to make cool poses and say cool lines, exciting the audience even further.

“I’m not interested in handsome guys.”

Chief’s comments were short and to the point! You are a good person! I’m rooting for you!

“Kiba has better image overall but….”

“If we consider image as Darkness knight, Arthur-san isn’t that bad either.”

Xenoiva and Rossweisse-san also were not giving us any advantage and judged them very seriously!

In the end…. Draw! The votes were split between Handsome guy Kiba and Dangerous looking Arthur.

 

Round 2

Hellcat Battle.

Next up was Hellcat Battle.

On the stage, Koneko and Kuroka stood! Both of them were wearing cute Hellcat costume but… their bodies were so different to each other!

Lolli body Koneko and ginormous oppai body Kuroka! Kuroka was swigging her hip and her tail while pressing on her breasts!

“”””OOOOHHHH! HELLCAT-SAMA!””””

Male audiences were enchanted by Kuroka’s erotic body! I’m also enjoying this lot!

[Now it’s battle between Hellcat! We have given plaques to male audience only this time! Will it be lolli lolli Hellcan-chan, or will it be ero ero sexy Hellcat-sama! Let the match begin!]

Kuroka took the mic first.

She started to seductively stroke her body. Starting with her thigh then moving up to her bottom, hip, breasts then she placed her hands on her lips.

She licked her lips seductively.

[Do you wanna do Hellcat stuff with onee-sama nyan ? ~J]

…Ku! After hearing something that cause shockwave inside guy’s head, everyone including me had massive nosebleed!

“””YES! OF COURSE!”””

I shouted with rest of the audience! Shit! That Kuroka. So erotic! Are you really Koneko’s sister?! Is Koneko going to be like you in the future! I don’t know if I should be happy or bit worried! But at the same time I think it might be really good!

Seeing Kuroka’s amazing performance Koneko was… her shoulders were trembling and made sad expression. Her cat ears were also down. It seems like sexy Hellcat was too big of a shock.

After receiving the mic, Koneko said in small voice.

[…I’m the real Hellcat but… I’m short and have no breasts so there’s nothing appealing nyan… sob…]

…Hu! Right then, electricity shot through my body! After watching cute Koneko, my chest tightened!

“”C-C-Cute…! Loli girls are also greeeaaaaat!””

It seems like male audiences were having same though as me. They were excited and had another massive nosebleed!

“Ero ero onee-sama and loli loli girl’s battle! I’m glad I was born in underworld!”

Chief shouted looking at the sky! This guy, he knows what he’s talking about! I like this guy!

The result was Koneko’s comeback win! At first she was trailing off by Kuroka but at the end, [Cuteness is Justice!] has won.

“Not bad, Shirone ~J”

Instead of being angry, Kuroka smiled and walked off the stage.

“……..”

It looks like her feelings were complicated but thanks to her win, she seemed to have gained confidence.

 

Round 3

[Cardboard box Vampire] Battle.

We have now reached half way of competition.

Next up was [Cardboard Box Vampire] Gasper’s battle.

On the stage was Gasper in his normal clothes.

“Heeeeeeek! I get so nervous on stageeeee!”

Against trembling Gasper on stage was…. A cardboard box!

…..eh? Cardboard boz? I looked closely at the box on stage. It looks like a normal box…. Is there anyone inside the box? It doesn’t looks like it.

I was bit confused about this. At then, I heard announcer’s voice.

[Right then who is the real [Cardboard Box Vampire]! Please vote on what you thing is real!]

W-W-W-W-What?! They’ve already started?! Actually, is Gasper’s opponent… plane old cardboard box?!

Bikou, as fake Switch Princess, said

“That’s right, we prepared plane old cardboard box!”

You idiots! Saying our opponent is plane cardboard box! Our legit cross dressing vampire is facing off against plane old cardboard box! The match has already been decided!

“Since his name have cardboard box, won’t that box be the real one?”

“That makes sense! Other one is just a normal devil! He’s cute and all but if we are looking for Cardboard Box Vampire, we should choose the cardboard box!”

Audiences started to talk like that! No way, really?! That’s a normal plane cardboard box! Is lack of information affecting this match as well?!

[Now let’s hear it from our judges!]

As the announcer looked at the panel, Xenovia opened her mouth.

“…Hm, is we focus on the Cardboard box part, that cardboard box there might be the real Cardboard Box Vampire.”

Even you are saying that! That’s just a box!

“I also think that the box over there is more like the real one then Gasper-kun!”

Irina too! Are you two both idiots?!

“That’s true. For me, instead of Gasper-kun himself I’ve seen Gasper-kun inside his box more. If we look at that way Gasper-kun is cardboard box itself….?”

Even Rossweeiss-san is starting to be confused! That’s weird! Treating your precious comrades as a cardboard box, that’s just weird!

….W-Wait a minute, A-Ara…? Am I imagining things? I think that box is more like Gasper too….?

There are some truths to what Rossweeiss-san is saying. I also think I’ve seen him inside his box more…if we think of it that way then that box over there is…. More like Gasper….?

Everyone here shifted their attention toward the cardboard box.

[…..um?!um?! W-Where are you guys looking?!I-I am right here…why is everyone looking at a box…?]

Holding onto his mic Gasper… looking guy was talking but no one listening to him… everyone was looking at cardboard box… no Gasper Vladi and nodded their head.

Result was…

[This cardboard box is the real [Cardboard Box Vampire] sama!]

When announcer said that everyone clapped their hands like they all agree with the decision.

[S-S-So mean!]

Original Gasper Vladi started to cry and went inside his own box.

Ah, that’s more like [Cardboard box Vampire] Gasper I know!

That day, Gasper’s identity has been ripped off by a normal plane cardboard box.

 

[Round 4]

[Switch Princess] Battle

Final battle! Anticipated battle between [Switch Princess]!

Two crimson haired bishoujos in dress stood on the stage! The real buchou was wearing pair of gloves with Gremory mark on her left pari.

[Switch Princess battle! Who is our real Princess Rias!]

Bikou grabbed the mic midway and walk toward the audience!

[I will show Switch Princess’s power right here right now!]

He then proceeded to push his breasts forward and clicked his fingers! Soon after…. His breasts started to shine!

Woah, that’s buchou’s Second Phase! Yes, buchou’s breasts glow in red aura! (Translator Note: happened in fight between Ise and hero faction in Vol.09)

I don’t know how they got that information but it seems like Bikou was using either senjutsu or magic to mimic the phenomenon! Audiences started to get excited and rowdy.

“I won’t lose to that! Ise!”

Buchou suddenly called me. W-What’s going on…? I hurriedly went over to buchou.

“Touch my breasts!”

“Yes?! A-Are you sure?!”

She told me to touch her breasts out of nowhere! Well, if you give me permission I will gladly do so!

Buchou said in determined voice.

“If I want to win against that monkey I will have to show them real miracle! If it’s you, you can do it!”

Buchou believed in me so much! But even so, is that really ok?! There are so many people here! Well, worrying about such thing is bit late at this point!

There are times when buchou recuperate my love for breasts so well that even I’m perplexed at times! But if I am ordered by buchou to do so, it’s my duty to fulfil her order! Thanks for the chance!

I took my twitching fingers toward buchou’s enormous breasts and commenced an attack on them!

Boing!

I can feel this soft and elastic sensation covering my hands!

“Huuu…”

Buchou gave out erotic sigh. At that moment….

Phist!

My armour emitted red aura from all over the place! Ah, I can feel my power rising! This is the best! Buchou’s breasts are breasts that can bring my hidden power!

Buchou’s breasts were shining more radiantly then Bikou’s breasts! It was bright enough to shine the whole stage!

[….Uuu. this again….!]

Ddraig said like he gave up. I’m sorry partner! I know this may sound bad but, try to get used to this kind of situation please!

“That’s very radiant light. Ah, breasts are shining….! They are full of emotions! They are joyful! This must be miracle that Sekiryuutie and Switch Princess bring…..!”

Chief was whaling! It seems like his heart was touched by something!

…right then

[U. Ahhhhhhhhhh!]

We heard pained cry from audience’s direction.

Getting shone by the light, one audience cried in agony and started to change his appearance! His body grew in size and wings came out from his back, his arm and legs grew bigger and even had tail on his back!

[KUAAAAAAA] (in agony)

Loud howl echoed around the stage. From the audience, large dark dragon appeared. Oh, he sure is energetic, he seems strong! So light coming out of buchou’s breasts has ability to look through dragon’s disguise it seems.

“””Ahhhhh! It’s a dragon!”””

Seeing a dragon, audience fled the scene! Only ones left were us, Vali team, chief and the announcer. Dark dragon flared at us and spoke.

[You blasted devils! How did you look through my disguise…. Does that bitch’s breasts have some kind of ability to defeat evil?!]

Dragon, who’s been outed after being shone with light, said in voice full of hatred. Buchou’s breasts are full of mysterious powers! Seeing that, Albion shouted.

[Ddraig! What was that power just now?! Does your power have an effect on those around you?!]

[My partner is using his power in weirdest way possible. I-It could be that aftereffect.]

[What?! …. D-Don’t come near me! Stay away! I might catch that oppai power!]

[What?! Sob sob! Even my arch foe is criticizing meeeee!]

Ddraig started to cry heavily! I’m sorry! Even buchou’s face turned red as a carrot!

Right then, Vali stood next to me.

“At least we didn’t have to go out and find him. You are the one targeting this village right? …. Just a normal Evil Dragon.”

Vali said in bored tone.

Ah, this guy is the boss of all that monsters. Sensing his powers, it’s not remotely powerful as Dragon Kings.

Dark Dragon glared at us.

[…That’s right. After taking over this village, I’m going to use it as footstall for my ambition. I can’t let you weaklings to get in my way!]

Hearing that, me and Vali looked at each other.

….That dragon. Does he not know of Heavenly Dragons? He won’t be able to say that kind of things in front of Heavenly Dragons if he knew about us.

[He’s young dragon. Looks like from some Evil Dragon clan. Seems like he hasn’t met anyone with real power.]

Ddraig murmured in dumbfounded tone. Is he one of those bully back his home?

[I don’t like you guy’s face! Me and my servants will teach you what is to be a true dragon!]

From his shadows many monsters came out but… they all seems not too threatening.  Bikou shouted

“Really annoying! Oi, Switch Princess! Let’s have competition who can get rid of them the quickest!”

Bikou kept agitating buchou. Coming back dressed in school uniform, buchou made confident smile.

“Sounds interesting! Ok then! Now my adorable servants! Let’s blast these mobs from Land of House of Gremory!”

Oh, looks like fun!

“You guys gonna defeat them using oppai torch?!”

“Shut up you stupid monkey! Shall I blast you away with them?!”

They are fighting again!

“Ufufufu, i was about to get bored this is perfect. Shall we test how well they can handle my Holy Lightening?”

“Sound more fun than being judge.”

Akeno-san and Xenoiva looks like they are having fun too.

“You guys, village might get destroyed so go easy on them. Let’s try to cause minimum damage to the village and destroy them all.”

Hearing Vali’s order his team members made scary expression! Woah~ they are scary!

Now, I should join them too! If it was me from before, I won’t have chance against that dragon but with current me, I think I can handle it without breaking a sweat.

Like that, us and Vali team charged at the dragon.

 

Few days later…

Zoom Zoom Iyaaan!

“”“Zoom Zoom Iyaaan!”””

We are watching [Oppai Dragon] tokusatsu show at the countryside village from backstage. Actors and actresses dressed as us were running the show, it seems like village kids are also enjoying the show as well.

After defeating the dragon easily, to ensure that this village does not get attacked by other monsters, we decided to put some guards guarding the village here. We also decided to set up TV tower so number of channel people can watch here increased.

Fake [Oppai Dragon] Vali team, like always, hid them self quickly. They sure have too much time in their hands. But even if for a bit, they did protect this village from harm.

And I…was holding present from Kuroka, as an apology for mimicking us…! Looks like she asked someone to give this to me, as a village came up to me and handed me my present.

Inside was many pictures of Kuroka in erotic pose….! T-This is awesome! Totally erotic! She’s making all sorts of poses in the photo! Looks like I’ll be very busy tonight! Uhehehehe, I can’t wait! When I was drooling over the photo someone tugged my clothes…Koneko! Taking pictures away from me, she glared.

“K-Koneko! T-This is….”

Even before I made any excuses, Koneko’s sharp punch hit my stomach!

BANG! Getting hit by the punch my body was surrounded in pain.

“Ku…! K-Koneko…”

“……….So perverted.”

Koneko shredded the photos and walked away. After few steps she stopped and said.

“….One day, I will get bigger too….”

Saying that, she walked away from me.

…Get bigger? What is she talking about? B-Beside that my precious ero photos… I cried in sorrow.

MY ERO PHOTOOOOOOOOOOOS!

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Life 3. Stop! Yuuto kun!

My name is Gasper Vladi.

That day, when I opened my eyes…. The world in front of me was quite different from usual.

After spending a day at school, I noticed that everyone’s gender had swapped except for me. The male classmates became female while the female classmates became male.

In this very bizarre situation, only I … have not had my gender changed. I am still a guy. Hmm, I wonder why? And also, why am I the only person in this strange world?

When I went to ORC after class…. There were a bunch of guys there!

“Ah! Gasper, you are finally here!”

I recognised the scarlet haired bishounen instantly! It was Rias Buchou! Wow, I can’t believe you are this handsome after you turn into a guy – tall figure, scarlet hair and deep blue eyes! I couldn’t take my eyes off that face as it is a face that even a guy would fall in love with.

“Ah, would you like some tea too, Gasper?”

It was a cool onii sama with dark hair! I. Is he Akeno san? Wow, you look and act so cool!

“Oi, Gasper. If you are a man, act like a man. Or do you want me to slice you in half?”

“Hey, Xenovia kun. What about you? You always laze around, don’t you?”

Also present was a wild looking onii sama with his hair that is partially dyed green and next to him was another onii sama, but this golden haired onii sama is more calm and composed. D. Don’t tell me… are they Xenovia senpai and Asia senpai?!

Wow! It seems Xenovia senpai became an athletic person with a six-pack! He was sitting on the sofa in a wild position and had a lazy expression on his face. Asia senpai, on the other hand, became more tender-looking while also having thinner facial features!

“Xenovia! Asia! I got a hold of that manga we were talking about before! Look at this [Samurai Vatican]! Oda Nobuna, who we all thought had died, transferred to Vatican and went wild!”

That brown haired guy must be… Irina senpai? You are still lively when you are a guy.

“Ohh, well done, Irina.”

“Thanks, Irina kun.”

While listening to these three, it seems the names must be the same.

Does that mean Koneko became a guy too? I wonder how Koneko, who looks just like a baby cat, would look like when she becomes a guy. Surely she must have turned into a cute little guy? I haven’t really looked around much so this bothers me a bit.

When I looked around… [crunch!] [Crunch!] I could hear a strange noise.

Having found the source of the noise…I saw that a…a…a giant man! He has a pair of cat ears and a tail…. D. D. Don’t tell me…..

The cat-eared guy looks like he’s about 2 meters tall and he was also eating something, which from my point of view, looked like a T bone. He was using his strong looking jaws and teeth…

Looking at that, Buchou walked towards him and talked to him while laughing.

“Eating bones again? Aren’t you eating too much protein and calcium? Dieneko sama?”

Ku…. D. Dieneko… .sama?

Don’t tell me…. That guy with a large build is… Koneko?! Not only that, Buchou is referring him as ‘sama’!?!

… His fingers are really thick… I was so shocked that my body started to tremble…. My precious friend Koneko turned into….a Giant monster!

“I’m here~.”

Someone came into the club room…

Issei senpai?! And he’s a guy! He hasn’t changed his gender like me! W. What’s going on….?

“Good afternoon.”

The person who came into clubroom with Issei senpai was…a very beautiful woman! I. I wonder who that is…. Her hair is long and looks very soft. Her fingers are slim but what is more noticeable is that she is quite tall, has a nice bust and she definitely seems like the type of girl that Issei senpai likes.

Ah, we made an eye contact. This bishoujo onee sama smiled at me and talked to me.

“Hello, Gasper kun.”

Since the clubroom was full of guys, her smile lit up the room.

“H. Hello…senpai….?”

I don’t know who that was so I decided to call her [senpai]…..after all, only Koneko…Dieneko and I …are considered first years… so I don’t think it’s wrong to call her that…

Buchou looked at Issei senpai and the mysterious woman and said.

“Good, now that Ise and Yumi are here, shall we start the meeting?”

…Ku!

Y. Y. Yumi? I. I. Is she.. Yuuto senpai?!

It’s as shocking as the [Koneko = Dieneko] situation! Yuuto senpai. You are such a beautiful bishoujo here!

Having been astonished by all these surprises, we started the ORC meeting.

“Before the second years go off to their school trip, I think we should choose what to do for a cultural festival.”

The meeting was about the cultural festival which we will be having this fall. I guess the time period is the same as the world where I came from.

But why am I the only one in this world? I wonder if one of the Gods thought, “you will fit in better here than there” and therefore, decided to move me here?

A bigger mystery would however be why hasn’t Issei senpai and my gender changed. Maybe, Issei senpai also came from the other world….

“Oi, Gasper. Pay attention.”

Uuu, I got told off by Buchou. I guess Buchou is strict here as well as back in my world.

“IT must be the Maid café, the Maid café! Let’s bring in girls with big breasts and let’s do a titty maid café! If not, let’s do an ero-cosplay photoshoot!”

Issei senpai said with his hand up enthusiastically. Issei senpai’s erotic tendencies are still the same. That’s a relief; I don’t even want to think about the Issei senpai who’s not always erotic.

“Ah, that’s not bad. Good idea Ise.”

It seems like Xenovia senpai is agreeing with him. I guess now that Xenovia senpai is a guy, he enjoys this kind of thing.

“No way! It’s too indecent!”

Asia senpai blushed and disagreed with the idea. It seems like Asia senpai doesn’t like this kind of things even when he is a guy now.

“But if we can pull it off, we might be able to get a lot of profit”,

Akeno senpai said.

“But the only person out of all of us who can actually be a maid is Yumi.”

When Irina senpai said that, everyone looked at Yumi….Yuuto senpai.

“…Hmm if everyone wants me to do it, I might be able to….”

Yumi senpai made a baffled expression but still gave a positive answer. Yuuto senpai couldn’t easily say no when he was a guy so I guess that quality hasn’t changed.

Hearing that, Issei senpai looked at the breasts of Yumi senpai indecently.

“Really?! Yumi in a maid outfit will be amazing… Ehehehe. I’m expecting a costume that exposes those breasts a lot!”

“R. Really….? Since Ise kun wants to see it, should I wear it….?”

Yumi senpai blushed after hearing from Issei senpai. I. I don’t think she hates it in particular.

“Looks like it’s going a bit off topic … Dieneko sama restrain if you please.”

When Buchou asked, Dieneko sama got off his chair.

[“Yes. Boss”] (In English)

In English?! When I thought that, Dieneko sama grabbed Issei senpai with his large hands and flung him backward. T. This is one of the pro wrestling techniques, “back drop”, right?!

CRASH!

Issei senpai banged his head against the floor. More accurately, there was a head stuck in a freshly made hole on the floor! It’s like Issei senpai is growing from the floor.

…I get goose bumps just by watching it.

“Fujiyaba. Sushi. Kaisha.”

Dieneko sama was murmuring Japanese words while chewing on his bones at the same time…. Is he really the Koneko from this world…? He‘s completely different!

“Ise kun!”

Yumi senpai pulled Issei senpai from ground and nursed him on her lap. It seems like Yumi senpai is worried about Issei senpai a lot.

“Buchou, don’t be too harsh on Ise kun. If it’s fine, I will wear that maid outfit.”

Yumi senpai said to Buchou while brushing Issei senpai’s hair.

“Yumi, you spoil Ise too much… well, I’m not going to interfere in personal affairs.”

When Buchou said this seriously, Yumi senpai’s face went red quickly. S. So, it’s that kind of relationship then…?

“I. I’m… That’s….”

Yumi senpai’s face went stiff while blushing. So Yumi senpai had feelings for….

The culprit, Issei senpai, is still unconscious.

“Really, why did you fall for a guy like Ise. There are a lot of other handsome guys in here….”

Xenovia san complained because it makes no sense.

“Well, I think they suit each other.”

“That’s right, Ise needs a woman like Yumi who’s straight to the point.”

It looks like Asia senpai and Irina senpai approve of the relationship of those two.

“Ara. Rias, it looks like romance is blooming in our club?”

“Well, it’s a relationship between my proud servants. I don’t have any complaints as the ‘king’”

Akeno san and Buchou was looking out for them too. It seems like the relationship has gone further in this world than the other one. It’s actually quite enjoyable.

It’s refreshing to see Yumi senpai surrounded by bishounen guys so this is very fun!

Buchou dry coughed and went back to the main topic.

“Now, about the cultural festival…. Cosplay…Maid café…I don’t think they are bad ideas but the only female in our club is Yumi. Yumi has her charms but it’s not possible to let her handle everything. We are very short handed.“

“It’s your fault for gathering only male servants. Did you not think that we should have added some beautiful flowers to this group before?”

Akeno san snapped at Buchou. Hearing that, Buchou pouted and said,

“Well, I always wanted to command a strong group so I only wanted to make a strong male group. You also nag too much by the way.”

“I’m your [Queen] so I think by nagging, I’m doing my job properly.”

“Uuu, you really are a master when it comes to talking back.”

…Huhuhu, those two are interesting in this world too. It seems like even if their gender has been swapped, their replationship is still pretty much the same. Buchou would say something outrageous from time to time and Akeno san would snap at Buchou. They continue to argue for a bit but in the end…

“Well, I can’t go against our leader… I will ask the teachers about the maid café and cosplaying.”

“You are definitely my [Queen]. I love you, Akeno!”

Buchou put his arms around Akeno san’s shoulder and smiled brightly. Look, their opinions match.

At that time, we heard footsteps coming closer to our clubroom.

BANG!

The person who burst in with such a force was…a black haired woman in a lab coat.

“I have a good idea!”

“W. Wait a second Azazel sensei! Jeez, you are very hard to follow around….”

And there was a silver haired man behind her.

…Azazel sensei? So that woman is Azazel sensei?! So that means that silver haired man behind her is Rossweisse sensei!

“Ah, glad you could join Azazel sensei. We want to do maid café but….”

“You need more females, right? Just wait! I will solve that problem!”

Azazel sensei cut Buchou off midway and said enthusiastically.

“Look at this!”

Sensei took out a switch from her lab coat and pressed it.

Part of the floor opened up! Sensei, you installed these contraptions without us knowing again!

From the floor, a lab bench came out and on top of that…. there was a ray gun that looks like the ones from manga or anime.

Sensei grabbed that and pointed at us.

“This is a gender-changing ray gun! If you get hit by this gun, men will turn into women, and women will turn into men! If we use this, we can turn all the guys of the ORC into bishoujo!”

“”Woah””

Hearing that, we applauded sensei.

“That’s an amazing gun! Azazel sensei, you rock!”

Issei senpai somehow recovered and was praising sensei with his eyes full of hope.

“Then as a test… Hya!”

Phew!

Sensei shot Akeno san. After getting hit, Akeno san’s body slowly changed. By the time light faded, Akeno san has turned back to the person that I remembered as the female Akeno san! Even the uniform changed from the male uniform into the female uniform! The technology of the Fallen Angels really are amazing!

“”Wow!””

We exclaimed after seeing this.

“A. Akeno… You turned into a bishoujo….”

Buchou said while blushing.

“R. Really? Hmm, where is the mirror….”

Akeno san looked at her reflection on the mirror.

“Dark ponytail… my busts are big too. Since it’s so big, it’s heavy.”

“Oi, Akeno. That’s not how you should speak in that body. Why don’t you speak in a more cultured and mannered way since you look so pretty?”

Buchou suggested.

“Hmm, that won’t be too bad. Hmm, I… My …..name is Himekima Akeno. Everyone, please to meet you. Ufufufu. How about this?”

Woah, it’s pretty much the same Akeno san that I know from my world – not just her looks but how she behaves as well!

“Akeno senpai, so cute!”

“Cute!”

“Bishoujos are great!”

“Let’s date~!”

All the guys were excited after seeing Akeno senpai!

“I’m next.”

Xenovia san stepped up. Sensei pointed her gun at him and shot a beam.

After the lights faded, Xenovia san went back to normal.

“Woah, my breasts are big too. Hmm, since I don’t have my dick it feels a bit empty but, it might be easier to move around when I get used to it.”

Indecent words aren’t allowed!

Buchou was up next.

“Then as the leader, shall I become a girl? Sensei, please take care of me well.”

“No worries, Rias!”

Phew!

Buchou got hit by the beam too… and turned into a beautiful woman with scarlet hair.

Ah, it’s the Buchou I recognise! I think this form is the best!

Buchou looked at herself and played around with her hair.

“Hmm…so I look like this when I become a girl. Long hairs and… my breasts are big too. It looks like I will be popular with the guys. If I was like this, my mother and father might have spoiled me because I’m so cute.”

Buchou laughed while saying that.

“Should I also speak in a more cultured way? Ahem. Hm, Nice to meet you all. I’m Rias Gremory, the next heir of the Gremory family. Now, my adorable servants, let’s participate in a game with me…. How’s this?”

Having heard Buchou, we sighed in admiration. That way of speaking suited her very well.

… but there was one person staring at Buchou with his mouth half opened. It was Issei senpai.

Having seen Issei senpai, Buchou went up to him and waved her hand in front of his eyes.

“Oi, Ise. What happened? Oi.”

After hearing her voice, Issei senpai snapped out of it and grabbed her hands.

“B. Buuuuuchooooouuuuuuuu!”

“W. Why are you shouting all of a sudden…?”

“B. Buchou’s current look! It’s how I imagined my ideal woman! P. Please, go out with me!”

Woah! He just confessed! Even Buchou was so surprised to the point that her eyes went round and round. But it looks like Issei senpai is serious. What will happen now….? This kind of situation never happened in my world!

At that moment, someone approached the perplexed Buchou and excited Issei senpai and…

PUNCH!

Someone hit Issei senpai with a  metal beam. After getting hit by the metal beam, Issei senpai collapsed on the floor….. That looks like it hurt….

The person who hit Issei senpai was… Yumi senpai! With her eyes full of tears, she was holding a metal beam.

“Ise kun… You idiot! You said ‘Yumi is my type.’! I don’t want to see you anymore!”

After saying that, Yumi senpai ran out the door.

“Y. Y. Yumi! Wait! This is big misunderstanding! I was seriouse when I said that! Please waaaaiiiiit!”

Ah, Issei senpai ran after Yumi senpai. It looks like their relationship is more complicated here.

At that moment, sensei looked at me.

“..Hey, Gasper. could you come over here for a minute?”

“Yes? W. What is it…?”

Sensei was gesturing at me. The club members were interested in their female bodies so it looked like they weren’t interested in us two.

Sensei took me to the corner of the room and spoke to me in a low voice.

“…Are you, still a man? When they turned into girls, your reaction was weak. Do you still have your memory?”

Sensei spoke like she does in my worl….. Hey! S. Surely!

“…Sensei, you have memory from that world?”

“Well, that’s….”

Sensei scratched his head and confessed.

“My experiment failed and everyone’s gender swapped, even their memories were messed up. I even became a woman as well.”

“S. So it was Sensei’s fault that… !”

Sensei closed my mouth even before I finished.

“…Lower your voice…. Well, yeah, that happened. I’m sorry that you guys always get involved in my mistakes. But even I didn’t think this would happen.”

“Why hasn’t Issei senpai changed?”

“Well, he’s the Sekiryuutei and chichiyuutei. He probably used some unknown oppai power. Well, thanks to that, he’s having fun with Yuuto right now.”

Sensei seems like he’s fine with it even if he’s the culprit.

“What are you going to do? W. We can turn them back right…?”

“Of course. I finished this ray gun and shot them one by one but it seems like their memories didn’t come back.”

“Well, it seems the experiment failed again!”

“I’ll do something about it so don’t be too harsh on me. Right, why don’t you swap your gender while we are at it? Let’s become a woman, you always admire them right?”

Sensei tempted me. That’s right, I do admire them but…. W. What should I do? I do want b, b, breasts….

“I. I want breasts too.”

“Yes, that’s good. I will make you a pair of missile breasts. It can be fired like a missile.”

I just thought about firing missiles! Sensei started to turn diel on the ray gun! It looks like he’s programming the gun! At this rate, my breasts will become a weapon like a missile!

“I don’t need useless things like missile breasts!”

“Really? Then what about a pair of rocket breasts that can take you into Space? They are called the large and pointy rocket breasts, right? I’ll make you a real pair of rocket breasts that will even be able to take you from Earth into space.”

“That’s not that different from a pair of missile breasts! I don’t want to become a space vampire! Since I will be closer to Sun, I’m scared that I will turn into dust!”

I don’t want that! Since I’m a vampire, I don’t want to go to space! If I use a rocket to go to space, it will be like getting grilled by the Sun!

“Seriously, so many nos. Fine, be happy with just being a muscular guy. just become Diegasper like Koneko over there.”

“Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat? You mean become that thing that’s chewing on the bone?!”

Just then, I had eye contacts with Dieneko sama.

Crunch! Crunch!

He’s eating the bone with his strong chin and teeth of his! No! The main meals are meat and bones! I. I. I’m a vampire that likes to eat vegetables too! Even if the teeth and having a strong chin are part of a vampire’s life, I still don’t need that kind of things!

Sensei then pointed that ray gun at ……..

“—per…”

…Uuu, someone is calling me…

“Gasper, wake up.”

… when I opened my eyes…I saw a familiar girl. She had a small figure… it was Koneko chan!

“…. K. Konekoooooo!”

I hugged her without thinking. That’s because….

“…Calm down Gasper. What’s wrong? It looked like you were having a nightmare. If you want to, you can talk to me about it.”

Koneko calmed me down while petting my head..Huu, it’s the real Koneko, it’s not Dieneko sama.

I’m glad, it seems like… it was just a dream.

I told her about the dream I just had. Koneko seems to be interested in this and listened to me with her ears up.

It seems like I came to the clubroom early and fell asleep, and had a weird dream during that period… it seemed like sensei’s words were true, but I’m glad it was just a dream.

When I looked around, the others arrived and were talking to each other.

I’m glad it’s normal.

Just then, I heard some kind of crunching noise. I hesitated and looked for the source of the noise…..

Koneko was eating a bone off the T-bone steak!

“…it felt like I didn’t have strength in my jaw so I’m eating these to train it.”

Noooooo! S. Stooooop! Koneko! You will turn into Dieneko sama!

The door opened and someone came in.

“Oi, you guys! I invented something interesting this time!”

It was Azazel sensei! Thank goodness he’s a guy. In his hand… he was holding a ray gun.

“This is a ray gun that shoots a ray which allows gender-swapping. It turns guys to girls and girls to guys.”

Issei senpai was excited while listening to sensei.

“Really?! Wow! Azazel sensei you rock! Come on Kiba! Get hit by it quick!”

“What? Me?”

Yuuto senpai pointed at himself. Sensei then aimed the gun at Yuuto senpai.

“Ok, Kiba. Become a girl. Well, don’t worry. I’m not going to fail this time.”

…………..AH, [This time]?….. T. That means….

Sensei and my eyes met. Sensei made a cheeky smile!

“You know what I mean right, Gasper?”

Heeeeeeeee!

That night, I couldn’t sleep for various reasons.

By the way…

After seeing the female Yuuto senpai, the excited Issei senpai was subdued by Buchou and Akeno senpai who both turned into a man.

DXD DX Vol 1 translation project Life 2. Ultimateǃǃ Onii-chan Mask.

26/09/2015 00:50 updated some words and fixed spacing between paragraph.

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Translator: daniel Yang

Editor/QC: Alexis138

Life 2: Ultimate!! Onii-chan Mask.

“Ah… this is not good…”

I, Hyoudou Issei, was in middle of a large room, sighing heavily.

Currently, my friends and I are at the Gremory Mansion, the house of Rias Buchou. Nevertheless, it is more fitting to call it a castle rather than a mansion.

Last night, we’ve got a call from Rias Buchou’s mother. She said, “I have a job I would like you guys to help me with.” So that’s why we are here today.

“I would like all of you to sort out all the useless things which Rias bought from Japan.”

She said as soon as she saw us.

From what I’ve heard, Rias Buchou has things that she find interesting in Japan sent back to her house in Underworld. Her room was therefore filled with things which she bought back from Japan.

From a samurai’s armour to a coat of Shinsengumi (TN: Special police organized by Japanese government in 1964.) to even a miniature tower of the Tokyo Tower, the room was filled with souvenirs from all over Japan. Ah, she even has miniature wooden model of a bear – more than one as well!

I would have never have imagined that Buchou’s room in her mansion would be filled with so many things from Japan.

“…I never wanted to show any of you this messy room of mine…”

Rias Buchou blushed while saying that in an embarrassed voice.

…so this is the reason why she didn’t wanted to show her room to us when we came here previously.

Her mother was scolding her,

“This is happening because you aren’t thinking about what you are buying… My goodness, your spending habit is the same as your father. I am going to have to re-evaluate your pocket money again.”

…Oh ho, it seems like she is quite mad. Rias Buchou resembles a lot like her mother. If there is one thing that’s different, it would be the colour of their hair.

So young… if she stands next to Rias Buchou, I could easily mistake them as sisters.

Well, Devils have the ability to change how they look so I can’t tell how old she actually is. But she’s still very pretty.

Anyway, we either need to move Buchou’s stuff to the underground storage or get rid of it. And so, we started to get working straight away.

“Buchou…since there are multiple models of the wooden bear, should I get rid of some?”

When Kiba asked, Buchou started to panic. They were the wooden bears that were sold as souvenirs in Northern Japan.

“Wai…Wait Yuuto! I gave each and every one a ….”

“Yuuto san, we only need one so you can go ahead and throw them out.”

Buchou’s mother interrupted Buchou midway with a serious voice.

“B, But  mother! In Japan, it is said that these objects get enchanted by…”

“Rias. It is good that you are interested in the Japanese culture, but we are not in Japan. They are all the same type of model anyway. You can throw them out, Yuuto san. I will allow it as her mother. Please get rid of it.”

“NOOOOO! Bob! Daikichimaru! Reoooon!”

Having been commanded by Buchou’s mother, Yuuto carried the wooden bears out while also apologising to Rias Buchou. Upon seeing that, Buchou was shouting out the names of wooden bears. It seems the bears consist of both Japanese and Western names then!

At the Hyoudou residence, she acts like a mature and reliable onee sama but since she acts differently at her own house, it was refreshing to watch. Everyone was laughing as they were watching her.

By the way, my eyes were continuously distracted by the giant breasts of Buchou’s mother. Since she is wearing a deep v neck dress, I can see her breasts jiggle.

“I’m sorry but I would like you all to also sort out everyone’s payments that was received while doing the devil’s work. The payments are in the underground treasure storage.”

Grayfia san, who is wearing maid outfit, asked us with her hands full with objects.

“”””YES!””””

We replied.

So, it seems anything we receive through our contract are sent here then. We learned something new today.

“Here, have some tea.”

“Whew. It’s good.”

We were drinking the tea made by Asia and were resting at the corner of the underground storage.

Wow. This place is huge! The entire underground was a treasure storage and it was divided into sections. Also apparently this place is big enough to house several Tokyo Domes.

This place is full of treasures handed down by ancestors. I wonder if other nobles also own a place like this.

By the way, all the treasures are ranked and are sorted by types. Since we were sorting out and moving all the stuff we got as payment to their respective area, we were very tired by the end. Everyone is nearly knocked out.

Assets owned by the super-rich are huge… even if their business went bust they could live off by selling these treasures for long time.

Since I’m going to go independent and make a treasure vault similar to this, I should learn how matters such as this work using this chance.

Ah wait. First I have to rank up and build a mansion first. It’s still long way to go.

When I was resting and drinking tea, I saw a figure, silently gesturing at me…

“Ise kun. Come here for a sec.”

It was a man with a scarlet hair. It’s Sirzechs sama…. Wha, me? It seems like no one noticed him yet. When I pointed at myself, Sirzechs sama also nodded his head.

Seeing that, I ran toward him. So you were at your house today then.

“Sirzechs sama. What’s going on?”

“Hmm. I heard that you were coming to the Gremory mansion so I thought it was about time. I want to show you something. Come with me.”

Hearing that, I was bit confused but I still followed Sirzechs sama regardless.

I came out of the underground storage and walked on the corridor for 10 minutes. Wow, this mansion is huge! I came here multiple times but I’m lost already. Where is this place?!

“We have arrived.”

Sirzechs sama stopped in front of the luxurious, decorated door. Inside….

First thing that came into my eyes was the giant screen! Wow, the seats are arranged like a theatre! There’s a second floor and there also lights too!

Is this the Gremory mansion theatre?

While I was shocked by the size of this theatre, Sirzechs sama sat on the middle seat on ground floor.

“Come here and sit down.”

“Ah, yes.”

I sat next to Sirzechs sama.

“Umm. What is this place?”

Sirzechs sama replied,

“This is a place where we entertain out guests. We use it when we have to present something to the audience but… in truth; we only use it once every few years.”

Once every few years…. There are so many useless luxurious places around here.

While I was amazed by the wasteful habits of the rich people, Sirzechs sama opened what it looked like an album book. Inside, there were plates with things written on it and it was written using the alphabet of the devil.

“….Rias. First bath?”

…what is this? I got curious so I asked Sirzechs sama.

“What are these….?”

Sirzechs sama pulled one out and showed it to me.

“It’s a video recording device used in the underworld. It’s been used for centuries. Nowadays, we are selling video cameras from the human world but for the 72 Pillar houses, we use these instead. I guess it’s more like a tradition? The recording devices are quite similar to video cameras as well.”

Heh, so that’s what it was. Sirzechs sama teleported the plate to somewhere.

Just then, lights turned off and video started to play on the screen. Does the whole theatre run on power of a devil?

“I wanted to show you something nice. This album is a record of Rias’s growth. And I’m about to show you when Rias was just a child.”

…..Buchou’s childhood….?

“I…. I want to see it!”

My curiosity shot up! I can see Rias Buchou’s childhood! Yes, Sirzechs sama brought me here to show me this!

But why is he only showing it to me? Is there a reason why he can’t show it to others? When I was wondering about that, a video started to play on the screen. Sirzechs sama was smiling.

“Hehehe, right? Then let’s watch it together.”

Ah, that face is…! He’s making an expression that shows his desperation to show me this video. If Buchou knows about this, would it not be a huge problem?

[Onii sama you jerk! Ise you idiot!]

And she will definitely be mad at us… I’m worried about what’s going to happen next but I still want to see!

I couldn’t resist my curiosity and decided to watch the video.

“This scene is when Rias was sending me off to work.”

Oh ho, I can feel the warmth between the family members.

Ah, if I remember correctly, I heard this story from Rias Buchou before. When Sirzechs sama was busy with his work, she always send him off and also greeted him when he was at the house.

If I remember correctly….

Rias Gremory’s story.

[I’ll be going off to work Rias.]

[Okay Onii sama. Have a safe trip.]

[Hmm. When I come back, I will tell you a story about the Sephiroth tree and the angels.]

[Okay Onii sama. I will be waiting.]

…it was like this. It felt like a strict atmosphere of upper class and I admired that a little.

As I was still pondering about the story of Rias Gremory, someone made an appearance in the video. It was Sirzechs sama and he looked in the video just like he is today.

There were servants outside of the main gate with Sirzechs sama as well as Buchou’s mother also being present. She was still very beautiful as always!

[Okay then mother. I’ll be going back to work.]

[Yes, please do your best for the Underworld.]

It all seems like an ordinary chat between a mother and her son… Hmm? I can’t see Rias Buchou anywhere…. While I was trying to look for her, I hear a very cute voice.

[Oniiiiii samaaaaa!]

Mini Rias Buchou was holding a teddy bear and was running toward Sirzechs sama.

So cute! It was the same when she was turned into child before but… She’s just so damn cute!!!

Wait, Oniii samaaaa? Did she really say that?!

Sirzechs sama, in the video, smiled and lifted Rias buchou up.

[Rias, what’s wrong?]

Sirzechs sama spoke in a soft voice but tears were running down from mini Buchou’s cute face.

[Oniiiii samaaaaa. You promised Rias that you will read me a story book….. But you are leaving…?]

[I’m sorry Rias, but something important came up. I have to go back to work.]

Hearing that, mini Buchou clung onto Sirzechs sama. He was making an apologetic face.

[Then Rias’s going too!]

[Hmm… that’s bit of a problem…]

When Sirzechs sama was making an apologetic face, Buchou’s mother tried to separate mini Buchou from her Onii sama.

[Rias, don’t make this difficult for your Onii sama. You know that he’s a very important person for the Underworld.]

However mini Buchou was never going to let go of Sirzechs sama this easily.

[No way! Oniiii samaaa is Rias’s Oniiii samaaa!]

[Hahaha. Our Rias is acting like a child.]

That is what I am seeing.

Buchou! Isn’t this bit different to what you were saying before?!

Oniii samaaaa?! Story book?! Forget about talking like an upper class lady. I’m seeing a small child who’s just clinging continuously onto her brother!

Buchou’s mother was sighing in the video.

[Sirzechs, you have a nosebleed…. Honestly, you are spoiling Rias too much.]

I’m sorry Buchou’s mother! Your daughter is so cute that I think I’m going to have a nosebleed too!

“Ria tan was so cute back then.”

…! Maou sama next to me is smiling while also having a nose bleed and tears were on his face?!

“When she was a child, Rias followed me everywhere. She kept saying Oniiii samaaaa and was also very childish. We slept together and we also had baths together. Ah, Ria tan when she was a child…. We can’t go back to those days…. Now she only exist in these records… but Ria tan right now has grown up and is now a beautiful woman so….”

Siscon! There is a massive siscon over here! He’s even talking to himself like he has achieved Nirvana!

This is the Maou everyone! This is the legendary Maou Lucifer!

[Mother, can I take….]

Sirzechs sama in the video asked but his mother just shook her head.

[No way. What are you talking about… you need to say something too. If the Maou of the Underworld is like this, citizens won’t be able to sleep tight at night.]

Buchou’s mother said while looking at the camera.

….who was the person recording this…??..I heard a familiar voice.

[…Ria tan’s face when she is childish is very nice!]

…that was buchou’s father’s excited voice.

What are the son and his father doing?!

“Ah. Father was also having a nosebleed and was also crying in happiness when he saw Rias acting like this.”

Sirzechs sama explained. So that happened?! It seems the reason why Buchou is spoiled is because of you two! When I look closely at the video, even the servants are showing a bitter smile on their face.

Buchou’s mother sighed heavily and said

[….why is the entire male in our house so….]

I thinks so too, Buchou’s mother. But this mini Buchou is so adorable. To be fair, liking this situation isn’t unbelievable. I can understand the males of the Gremory house.

When I was making a bitter smile, Sirzechs sama took another recording plate out and transported it to somewhere again.

The video on the screen changed.

“Next is when she was playing with Sona.”

Sona kaichou? On the screen, there was the mini Buchou and mini Kaichou. They were…

[No! Stella is a gift that Oniiii samaaaa gave to me!]

[Rias is a cheapskate! Let me borrow it for a while.]

They were fighting over a teddy bear.

Just then, a disaster happened.

RIP!

The teddy bear’s ear was ripped apart.

The teddy bear was sacrificed due to these two fighting.

They were looking at the ripped teddy bear with a devastated look in their eyes.

[Uuuuu…. Stella’s ears fall off……]

Shortly, mini Buchou started crying.

[Uuu…. Stella Oniiiii samaaaa gave me broke~~~~~~~~~~~~~!]

Seeing that, little Kaichou also started to cry and apologized.

[Uuuuah! I’m so sorry Riaaaaaa!]

[[Uuuaaaaaaaaa!]]

The two of them clung onto their family while crying. They were Sirzechs sama and Leviathan sama.

[Ahahaha. Don’t cry Ria. I’ll call the maid to fix the ears for you.]

[My my, you shouldn’t cry too So-tan. You apologized so you should be nice to each other again.]

These two were calming their sisters down.

Sirzechs sama and Leviathan sama laughed again.

[I guess we spoil them too much.]

[Yeah, but I still give her a proper education.]

[Our Ria also gets a proper education too.]

[Yes, but our side is still….]

….in the video, the two Maou were having arguments. Having put the two tired children into their own bed, they went back to arguing again.

[….Serafall, I think we need to settle this once for all.]

[Yes Sirzechs. I was thinking that as well.]

The two of them were emitting a weird aura and started to shout at each other immediately.

[OUR RIA IS CUTER!]

[NO WAY, OUT SO-TAN IS LOT CUTER!]

[Then come with me! I will show you video of when Ria tan first sang!]

[Then I will show you a video [So-tan changing clothes by herself for the first time] which I brought from home!]

The two siscon started arguing while showing each other their collection of albums!

….Sirzechs sama and Leviathan sama did something like this…. What could I say? My image of Maou sama was crushed once again.

Just then, Buchou’s mother came into view again.

She was scrunching her forehead and was twitching her eyebrow furiously.

[You two! What are you doing…?]

[M. Mother… umm, this is…. We were talking about Rias and Sona….]

[Ah! We weren’t fighting or anything….]

As they were talking, she was emitting a furious aura and was shaking her fist.

[…Maous of the Underworld showing off their younger sisters and fighting over it…does both of you think you could shoulder the responsibility?! Sirzechs! Come here! I won’t forgive you today! You too Serafall! Your mother was my friend since the days of school! You are therefore like a daughter to me! You are going to reflect your mistake with Sirzechs!]

[Yes….]

[Yes ma’am….]

The two people who were old enough and should have known better were scolded by Buchou’s mother. Not only that, they were both Maous who are responsible for the Underworld.

“Hahaha. Serafall and I could never lift our head up against our mother back then!”

Sirzechs sama was laughing…. I don’t think you can still do that now? Not only that, I don’t think you can do that to your wife, Grayfia sama.

After that, Maou sama continued to show off her sister through another video.

[Thank you very much for coming here tonight.]

Mini Buchou said in a robotic voice. I guess she was nervous on stage.

On the screen, there was a video of mini Buchou playing her piano in a concert.

“Ria-tan’s first piano concert… guest from every Pillars were invited to listen to her piano skills….”

Sirzechs sama continued his siscon narration.

….I don’t know what to feel! Watching how Rias Buchou grew up is both glorious and joyful! But there was also Sirzechs sama, laughing as well as crying sometimes. I just couldn’t concentrate on the video!

Basically….I’m definitely interested in the video, but Sirzechs sama was just too enthusiastic that it made me lose interest.

…Sirzechs sama then took out an expensive looking clock from his coat and checked the time.

“Hmm, it’s already this late. If we stay here for any longer, others might get suspicious.”

Sirzechs sama stopped the video and put the plate away back into the album. When I was looking at the album, I saw a plate that has the word, “SECRET”, written on it in devil alphabet.

Sirzechs sama noticed that I was looking at the plate.

“Are you interested? This… yes, ok….”

Sirzechs sama suddenly stopped talking and started to wonder about something.

What is he thinking about….?

Sirzechs sama said, “Hmm, Ok then.”

The plate was then transferred and the light darkened again with the video beginning to start on the screen.

On the screen was…. Child Buchou when she was sleeping. She was hugging  her teddy bear at the same time as well.

“… Um. Is Buchou… sleeping?”

“Yes, this is….”

The scene changed again…. It was the scene of Buchou sleeping but she is on a sofa this time.

After that, the video of Buchou sleeping continued.

Is this….

“Is this just a collection of Rias Buchou when she is sleeping?”

Sirzechs sama nodded his head. Ah, I knew it.

“This is a record of the sleeping faces of Rias as she is growing up. It’s one of my most treasured records. I do have records from when she was younger but…. I couldn’t get a hold of the scene when she was grown up. It’s shame that it cuts midway of the record.”

Sirzechs sama said while sighing but….

When she was younger it might have been fine but if you do this with high school girls you will absolutely be classified as a pervert!

“So I was thinking…!”

He turned around and grabbed my hands.

“The only person who can follow this path is you, Ise kun. Don’t you want to revive a treasure that was unfinished and has only reached the midway?”

He said something outrageous!

“W. What are you talking about?”

“It is going to be you recording her sleeping face in the future!”

……………..umm…………….

When I gave no answer, Sirzechs sama put his fist up and said in strong voice.

“Then let’s get started tonight! Right! We will do this!”

“Ah? What?”

Even then, I couldn’t understand what Sirzechs sama was saying. But tonight, I will be a step closer to becoming a pervert.

Night time…

Having cleaned the Buchou’s room at the Gremory mansion, we came back to the Hyoudou residence.

When everyone was asleep, Sirzechs sama and I met in an empty room on the top floor of the house.

“It’s good night to capture my younger sister’s face on camera. Agent Hyoudou, don’t you think so too?”

The person who said that was wearing a costume similar to a certain bat that protected a certain city in a certain movie with the person being Sirzechs sama. This is beyond the point of being a suspicious and outright pervert. I was in a pyjamas on the other hand.

“…Yes, Sirzechs sama.”

Having heard my reply, Sirzechs sama clicked his finger.

“What are you saying? I’m not Sirzechs. I’m the leader of [Recording Ria tan’s sleeping face Force] Onii chan mask!”

I don’t know what I should say. He was posing in such a weird way that Sirzechs… no…. I should refer to him as Onii chan mask…!

Please! Go back to that certain city! Actually, go back to the Underworld instead! This place is peaceful! Your presence ruins the peace!

This person, it seems like he only plays around through cosplay. Does he actually do any business related to being a Maou?

“Listen carefully agent Hyoudou. Our objective is just one thing. Record the sleeping face of Rias Gremory. By the way, it will be you who’s recording this. Only you can do this.”

Onii chan mask said this and gave me a camera.

“… I normally sleep with her anyway. Can’t I record it then?”

I made a long face. That seems like the simplest method… but Onii chan mask shook his head.

“We can’t do that, it’s not good if you are striving for continuity as well as consistency. Listen carefully! Recording a face when someone is sleeping is something you do even when you don’t think you should. What you do is you quieten your footstep, sneak into the room and you record either the face of a cute child or a female model or even your loved one without getting found out. The thrill is definitely worth something!”

…It doesn’t matter even if he says it confidently… at the end of the day, you are still doing something only perverts would do. It’s a crime! And what do you mean by continuity?! This kind of Maou, I hate it!

“Did you also do this to Grayfia san?”

“Of course.”

“And the result was?”

“Nearly died. For the first time, I felt like I had an experience closest to death.”

My god! He literally crossed the border of death! Even if you are a family, if you do that kind of perverted things, girls won’t like it. They will be furious! Not only that, that person was someone who competed for the Greatest Female Devil against Leviathan sama! A Little prank like this could cost your life!

“But don’t worry. You will be the one who is going to record the face so you probably will be safe. Just leave the Underworld to me.”

“Uuu. How come I’m hanging around with people like this…”

I’m about to cry! The person who’s on top of the Devil society is pressuring me!

As I got closer with Sirzechs sama, I got to know his not so serious side! I am beginning to understand why it’s so casual between the four Maous!

“I would like you to continue to do this after me! Only you can record Rias’s sleeping face in the future! I can only ask you to do this! You can think of today as a ceremony of inheritance! Ok! I will start giving the commands from here. Move out!”

Saying that, Sirzechs sama send me off. Uuu. What is happening…. I’m doing what he does for a hobby. And what do you mean inherit it….

I put a pair of earphones into my ears and moved out from the top floor.

The destination is my room in the second floor. Currently, Rias Buchou and Asia is sleeping there. I went to bed with them but after checking that they are both asleep, I went to Sirzechs sama.

I managed to get out of my room unnoticed but there is always a chance I can be spotted when I try to re-enter my room.

…I did my best to quieten my footstep and I also tried to lower my presence. What am I doing? This is my house. Why do I have to act like a thief in my own house?

Wait, let’s not think about it. It’s making me even more upset.

When I reached the 4th floor, I heard a voice from my earphones.

[Where are you right now. Over]

“I’m on the 4th floor. Over”

[Roger, keep going. Over.]

It’s like we are playing spy. Sirzechs sama was serious, but I think he’s enjoying this.

…Let’s not think any more. When I was about to go down…

“…Ise kun?”

Someone called me. And I heard footsteps from the stairs.

….it was Akeno san wearing Yukata! She had her hair down and she was coming up from downstairs!

“…Akeno san…”

This can’t be good! I didn’t expect to find her here! My expression stiffened.

“…What are you doing here in the middle of the night…?”

She was showing a confused face. Ah, she is holding a tea bottle. I guess she was thirsty so she went to the first floor to get it? Talk about bad timing!

When I was thinking of ways to escape this situation…

“I…I wanted to see Akeno san….”

I said that with a stiff expression on my face.

What am I saying! Saying “I wanted to see you” to a woman in the middle of the night! It’s like saying I want to take her to bed! Well, actually I want to but Buchou will kill me!

I was panicking but Akeno san blushed and started to tear up a little.

…W. What is with that reaction…

“I’m so happy… You wanted to see me…”

Hu. Akeno san hugged me tightly! The texture of her busty body which I can feel over the thin fabric of the yukata is… Wait, this feeling on the chest is… No bras?!

Akeno san’s breasts pushed against me over the thin fabric. I’m going to die! I’ll die if I stay like that!

I had a nose bleed. This isn’t good at all for the mission! Will it be better if I tell the truth and ask for her cooperation?

“A. Actually, Akeno san… ”

I want to tell the truth, but Akeno san is saying “I’m happy, Ise” so I couldn’t open my mouth.

Not only that, she noticed the camera that I was holding! Is it too late now?! It doesn’t make sense wanting to meet someone with a camera on their hand!

“…Camera? Ise kun, do you want to…. record ‘that’ with me…?”

She’s gravely mistaken! Recording a woman during night is something only perverts do! If I stay like this, Akeno san will come to hate me!

But Akeno san acted like she was more embarrassed than angry.

“….Ise…. do you want to record our first time….? But… if Ise wants to…”

Akeno san was talking to herself while blushing. What should I do?! She’s expecting something from me! Actually, I want to quit doing the stupid thing with Maou sama and play with her all night!

While I was stuck there, I heard a voice from my earphones.

[Is there something wrong? If that’s the case, point the camera at the person and press the blue button. Over.]

I don’t know if he knows what situation I’m in right now but, Onii chan mask gave me a solution to this problem. S. So point the camera at the person and …. Blue button? Ah, this one.

When I pressed the button… it made a vibrating sound and a small magic circle came out of the lenses!

And it hit Akeno san directly!

“…Ara…?”

Her eyes lost focus, she lost her consciousness and collapsed at that spot. I caught her before she fall on the ground.

[That camera has a few features that you can use to avoid troubles. If you press the blue button, a sleeping spell is activated. Over.]

Onii chan mask explained.

….Sleeping spell came out from this camera! This thing, what else can it do?!

“…I met someone and the situation got bit sticky. I used the camera’s ability to put her to sleep. Over”

[Roger. Please carry on with your mission. Over . Ah, put her back into her bed first. Over.]

“Roger. Haa…..”

I carried the sleeping Akeno san back to her room while sighing.

After I put Akeno san back to her bed and came out of the room, I felt someone’s presence!

“….Nyan…. Senpai…?”

This time, half asleep Koneko chan appeared! That’s right, Koneko was living in the same floor as Akeno san.

But is your pyjamas just white shirts?! Although I’m not a lollicon, I am a little charmed by it.

If it was normal Koneko, she would have been suspicious of me with a camera on my hand and would have asked questions but….

“…Nyaaa….. Senpai… Toilet…..”

Toilet? Koneko was saying that and hugged me tightly!

…hu! This… feeling is! I can’t feel any underwear underneath the shirt! All I can feel was a soft sensation of a woman’s body!

Koneko’s bottom had such a soft touch! No panties! No panties! Koneko chan, you can’t walk around with no panties! Wait, you aren’t wearing bras as well?!

I can also see something small and something immoral can be seen through the opening of the shirt!

Koneko becomes vulnerable when she’s asleep! If it was during day time, she would have punched me for being so perverted! But right now, she just purrs in a low voice and give her body to me! Is this some kind of nekometa special moves?!

Shit! My kohai is really cute!

I was trying my best to keep my sanity and took her to the toilet.

After doing so, I put her back to bed and then I managed to get downstairs. 3rd floor is where my parents sleep so I was extra careful.

Finally, I have arrived at my room.

….why do I have to go through this much hardship just to get to my room? I was pondering that when I suddenly heard a voice that caused the entire problem with the voice being the siscon Maou sama.

[Please tell me the current situation. Over]

“I have arrived. I will start the mission. Over”

[I wish you luck. Over.]

Haa…. Now, let’s quickly film Buchou’s sleeping face and end this as soon as possible.

I made as little sound as possible opening the door and walked in.

One step, two steps… I lowered my presence as much as possible and walked toward the bed.

On the bed, Buchou and Asia were sleeping soundly.

….Buchou kicked off half the bed sheet she was using and thanks to that, I could see her negligee.

It was made up of a thin scarlet fabric. So erotic! Her legs were exposed and since the shoulder string came off, half of her breasts were exposed!

Breasts! Butts! Thighs! I can sing about these three words!

I thought to myself…I’m sleeping with an onee sama who wears sexy clothes like this every night. Nowadays, since I’m so used to sleeping together, when I get on the bed, I fall asleep straight away.

It became so natural to sleep with Buchou and Asia.

If I remember correctly, Buchou sleeps with these clothes and hugs me. Thanks to that, I could use her breasts as my pillows sometimes.

….Here within my reach is the best woman.

gulp

I swallowed my saliva and pulled on my hairs!

I’m always in this situation every night and why haven’t I took advantage of this situation at all?! Uuuuuu! I’m pathetic! I’m a pathetic idiot!

[Agent Hyoudou, is there something wrong? Over.]

I heard voice of the siscon maou sama when I was deep in thought. Ah, that’s right. I was part of this stupid game planned by Onii chan mask.

“No, I was just having a conflict of youth. I have arrived at the destination; I will carry out the mission. Over.”

[Roger. Quickly record Rias’s sleeping face and return. Over.]

Hm, that’s right. I need to quickly film her face and return. Well, it’s quite weird saying return since this is my room.

That’s that. But her sleeping face is so cute. She’s beautiful and cute!

I could understand Sirzechs sama’s reason to ‘record Buchou’s sleeping face’ a bit now. He wants to keep this as a memory. It’s a face that you want to keep.

And he wants me to carry on the work…. I might not be that bad. I was thinking that.

When I was about to take out the camera and film her face…

Buchou slowly opened her eyes!

“…Ara, Ise? …what are you  doing?”

She was rubbing her eyes and slowing sitting up! This is bad! She woke up!

I panicked and since I didn’t know what to do, I just hid the camera behind my back.

“A, Ah, I was just thinking that your sleeping face was very cute.”

I was avoiding the eye contact. Buchou yawned and had a smile on her face.

“Ara, what are you saying suddenly?”

She got out of her bed and hugged me! Her soft breasts pushed against me! So soft!

Woah! Buchou’s breasts are the best! Not only that, as she got up, the string from her clothes came off so her breasts that were under the clothes showed themselves! Even her pink nipples!

Buchou put her arms around my neck and pushed her face closer to mine.

“….shall we sleep in a different way?”

“D. Different way…?”

When I asked with nose bleed, she just laughed

“Ufufufu. Yes, let’s be closer to each other.”

“Closer?”

“Yes, let’s sleep naked and while hugging, we can just cuddle with each other. But we did sleep like that before so maybe it won’t have good reaction?”

“….no way! It’s the best!”

Sleep naked?! I. Is erotic stuff not allowed, or allowed?! Are we just sleeping naked?! But naturally, we might do something more serious?!

If two young male and female sleep naked with each other, the only natural thing to do after is ‘that’!

But I’m in the middle of a mission with Onii chan mask… Sirzechs sama!

But! Since it became like this I want to forget about that and just sleep! Maou sama! In all honesty, I just want to abort this mission and sleep! Buchou’s breast pillows are the best!

When I thought it might do whatever I wanted to….

[Agent Hyoudou. How is it going on? Agent Hyoudou, have you recorded it yet? Over.]

Onii chan mask’s voice came from the earphones.

“Just now… didn’t I hear onii sama’s voice?”

Buchou reacted to small voice from my earphones! Since this is the middle of the night, you might be able to hear it!

Buchou looked at me with hawk’s eyes and noticed camera behind my back and earphones on my ear.

After taking the camera from me, she put the earphones into her ear.

“…this voice. Onii sama? What are you doing?”

She’s glaring at me….

“Huuuuuu…. What’s happening?”

Asia woke up too!

Sirzechs sama, mission failed. It’s over.

“What’s happening here?”

Her anger gauge was at max. She was glaring at us with scary eyes. Next to her, Asia didn’t know what to do but was just observing the situation from the side. Asia, I am sorry for waking you up.

Onii chan mask and I was kneeling down in the room on the top floor.

“There is a reason for this.”

When Onii chan mask started to explain, Buchou sighed.

“Before that onii sama, please take off that mask and costume.”

Hearing that, onii chan mask made a cool pose

“Ahahaha! I am not your onii sama, Rias Gremory! I’m leader of [Recording Ria tan’s sleeping face Force] Onii chan mask!”

“Grayfia… shall I call onee sama?”

When she said that with a plain face, Onii chan mask… Sirzechs sama took off his mask quickly and apologized.

“I was wrong. I’m sorry Rias.”

Weak! So weak Onii chan mask! Are you that afraid of your wife?!

So Sirzechs sama explained this whole situation.

Saying he wanted to record his cute little sister and saying that he wanted me to continue recording her grown up stage.

She was as mad as she could ever be. Not only that, her body was shaking furiously.

“…Rias. What’s wrong?”

Sirzechs sama was confused at her sister’s reaction. Just then, her anger exploded on both of us.

“Onii sama you jerk! Ise you idiot! If only Ise had asked me….Onii sama you have to do all this just to….I don’t know about onii sama but if it was you……”

Buchou glared at me. In her eyes, there were hints of tears….

And she walked out of the room quickly.

“Ah, Rias onee sama!”

Asia followed her.

“H. Hey, so I’m not allowed?”

Hearing [I don’t know about onii sama] was so shock to Maou sama.

“No you can’t.”

Ku. There was another person’s voice! Looking at the direction of the voice, there was a silver haired maid with a dangerous aura all over her body! Grayfia san! W. When did she arrive?!

“Sirzechs sama, I heard everything. Now, let’s go back.”

Grayfia san grabbed Sirzechs sama’s clothes. Underneath her, there was already a magic circle.

“I. I’m in the wrong, please forgive me, Grayfia.”

“I’ll hear your excuses back in the mansion. We can wait right?”

Grayfia san was emitting a tremendous force and Sirzechs sama went pale.

Please reflect on your mistake Sirzechs sama. I will leave him to Grayfia sama. So now, Buchou….

“Issei san, you have something to tell the lady right?”

“Yes! I have to apologize to her”

Yes, I have to apologize to her! Even if it was Sirzechs sama that made me do it, it’s true that I tried to take videos of the sleeping face of Buchou without her permission.

I’m such a terrible servant! I must have hurt her feelings!

Hearing my reply, Grayfia san gave me a smile.

“Yes, please do. Now, Sirzechs sama. Let’s return to the Underworld with me.”

“Y. Yes, then I’ll leave the rest to you, Ise kun…. But I wonder what will happen to me….”

After seeing them off, I quickly went to my room.

The door was wide open. When I looked inside, I saw a bed sheet budged in the middle. Buchou must be inside there.

…I was careless, and was enjoying it a bit too much. This is the worst! My indecent mind must have hurt Buchou’s feelings!

“…I’m sorry.”

I apologized and moved towards the bed.

“Even if I got involved with Sirzechs sama’s hobbies I was insensitive…. Trying to take picture of Buchou’s face while you were sleeping…. But please hear me out.”

I told her my feeling.

“It was such a cute face! It’s so cute that… I understand Sirzechs sama’s feelings… I still want to sleep with you.”

I continued. I didn’t think I should stop. I had to tell her my true feeling. Even if I am still going to get told off by her later,  I still want to tell her the truth!

“I think of us as a family. When we are together, I can relax. And I want to sleep together. That’s not because… ah, maybe it’s sexual… wait, what am I saying…? I mean… the sensation when we hug maybe….”

This isn’t good! My thought is going the wrong way! Come on!

“I want to sleep together with you! Please show your cute face only to me! Please, let’s sleep together!”

I told her my true feelings! Haaaa. If this wasn’t enough… then I’ll apologize tomorrow as well! Then my feeling will definitely reach her!

Buchou moved a little. And she slowly showed her face……

Wwwhhhhaaaaattttttt?!

I was so surprised at the face that came out of the bed sheet that my eyes might have popped out!

“…I… I didn’t think…. Issei senpai… thought of me like that….”

It was a cross dressing kohai, Gasper!

Why is this guy here?! Gasper blushed not knowing my surprise.

“I appreciate the words but this is the first time…. And we are both boys as well….”

Stop it Gasper! you are cute outside but you are still a guy! I’m not interested in guys!

“W. What are you doing here?!”

“….I. I decided that I will sleep here tonight…. I can sleep anywhere as long as I have my box…. So I’m currently using an empty room here….”

I didn’t know that! When did you decide?!

That’s right! This guy and Koneko are friends! If he played with her until late night and decided to sleep here, it won’t be that weird! But why is he here?

“I. I couldn’t sleep well… s. so I wondered if Issei senpai was still awake…. But no one was here and there was only a big empty bed…. So I was curious how soft these beds were…”

So he came while I was caught and was at the top floor. I thought Buchou came back here!

Gasper said in strong voice like he made a decision.

“I. If I’m alight, I will sleep with you… b. but please don’t do strange things to me… I’m a guy….”

“I’m not gonna do it even if you ask me. You idiot!”

Ahhhhhh! I can’t believe it! he’s gravely mistaken!

BANG!

There was a sound of something dropping behind me. When I turned around, it was Buchou and Asia standing in front of the door! On the floor was a tray full of snacks!

“…Ise, what is going on here….?”

Her eyes started to twitch and emitted dangerous aura!

“B. Buchou! Asia! Where were you both?!”

“We went to the kitchen. Rias onee sama said ‘I want to relieve my stress by eating some snacks’”

Asia filled me in the detail! My god! Kitchen?! So she was relieving some stress by eating some snacks! So she didn’t come straight back to the room!

Buchou’s body started to shake and glared at me with a killing intent.

“Onii sama and now Gasper! I’m going to interrogate you until morning so be prepared Ise!”

“I’m SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!”

At the end, I had to apologise until the morning to get rid of all the misunderstandings.

I think I’m going to pass on being part of Sirzechs’ sama’s hobby. But I have this feeling that I’m going to be messed around a lot.

Grayfia san, Help!!!!!!!!!!!!

DXD DX Vol 1 translation project. Life 1 Abduction ERO

This is fan made translation. The full right goes to the authour Ichiei Ishibumi. Please support the original authour if possible.

This is Korean To English Translation.

This translation is now on Baka Tsuki.

DXD DX Vol 1 translation project Fianl Edition This is PDF with novel illustration.

Translator: daniel Yang

Editor/QC: Alexis138

 

Life 1: Abduction ERO

 

My name is Kiba Youto, and I am a second year high school student at Kuoh Academy.

Normally, it would have been our main character, Hyoudou Issei, narrating…. However, Issei kun has caught a serious illness so this time, I will be narrating instead.

And that illness is…

“Don’t say improper things such as tits!”

……..Issei kun’s brain has gone haywire………

 

It happened one day after school. The members of our Occult Research Club and I were gathered in our club room and were talking to each other.

We have a secret that we can’t tell the other students. That secret is the fact that we are actually devils. We were gathered around by our “King”, Buchou of Occult Research Group and our senpai, Rias Gremory buchou, in order to have a discussion on the upcoming month.

“Compared to last month, our contract rate has gone down slightly, especially with middle age people and the elderly. I would therefore like everyone to put that in mind.”

Rias Buchou said while reading the data from our files.

My kohai, Toujou Koneko said with her hands up,

“…..I saw on television that some electronic stores build a great relationship with the elderly population, so although they don’t have as much price cuts as the other stores, they are still doing better than other electronic stores. They even managed to open more stores because of that.”

“What this means is that having a good relationship with humans is very important. It is easy to forget essential things like that when you are doing a Devil’s work.”

Our dark pony-tailed senpai and Fuku Buchou, Himejima Akeno said after hearing Koneko chan.

A Devil’s work consists of granting a human’s wish, in exchange for something equivalent. Nowadays, it is rare to find someone who’s willing to give up their lives, but greedy people always exist in this world. Thanks to that, we Devils can continue to work.

Young Devils such as us gather around and give our opinions on how to improve our contract rate frequently.

“I don’t know if I can build any relationships with humans….”

Our cross-dressing kohai who looks like a bishoujo, Gasper kun, made an uncomfortable face. For someone who can’t communicate well with people he doesn’t know, it might be too challenging.

I looked at the clock on the wall. Buchou seems to have the same thought as me as she kept looking at her watch with a worried expression.

“…….They are late. What is Issei doing at this time?”

Rias Buchou muttered.

Yes, not only Issei kun but his classmates, Asia chan, Xenovia chan and Irina chan were also not there as well. I’m in same year as they are but my class finished already. Their class shouldn’t be delayed this late….

Suddenly, the sound of a large footstep shocked the entire building, and that sound was coming nearer and nearer towards us in tremendous speed.

BANG!

Three girls each with a paled face burst into our club room loudly.

The three girls were Golden haired Asia chan, partially dyed hair Xenovia chan and twin pony- tailed Irina chan. Asia chan and Xenovia chan both are devils just like us, whereas Irina chan is an angel. It’s true, everyone!

All three look perplexed. What happened? Actually, where is Issei kun? Normally those four would arrive together.

“R R Rias onee-sama! It’s an emergency!”

Asia chan shouted with tears in her eyes. Rias Buchou realized something must have happened and walked towards the three girls.

“It’s alright, calm down Asia. What happened? Where is Ise?”

Xenovia closed her eyes and looked towards the celling, pointing at the corridor.

“……..he became weird.”

She said in very small voice.

Became weird? What does that mean?

Irina chan made a pose like she was going to pray and walked towards the window. Immediately, she started to pray.

When Rias Buchou looked toward the corridor, a guy came into the club room. It was Issei kun.

……what happened to him? He doesn’t look that different outside….Hyoudou Issei kun, my comrade and my only friend. He is a hard working type and does everything seriously. His flaw however is that he’s a big pervert, always thinking about something erotic. He loves breasts so much that whenever he meets female members, he would look at their breasts first.

His dream is to become High Class Devil and make a harem. He’s working hard to make his dream come true and he loves girls more than anything else.

That Issei kun made a bright smile and said,

“Rias Buchou, there is nothing wrong with me.”

………..

Wai…wait? Did Issei kun refer to himself in a polite manner?*(Translator Note: in Japanese/Korean people refer themselves lower when they are introducing themselves to their elder.) That’s weird, did I hear it wrong?

Buchou also realized that Issei kun was acting weird, so she followed Issei’s eyes to see where he was looking at.

Then she exclaimed

“Ise isn’t looking at my breasts!”

“””…WHAT?!”””

When we heard that, everyone was surprised.

….no way….

To Issei kun, Buchou’s breasts are something so dear that he would never take his eyes off. Issei kun himself said this.

—Kiba, listen to me. Buchou’s breasts are, for me, define where I came from as well as where I should return. It never gets old. Did you know? Buchou’s two tits feel different.

When we were at park, during sun set, he said that as we were discussing about our dreams. I thought of slapping him for that but even if I did, he couldn’t say anything at all.

But he had such a bright smile. His smile was shining around his face when he said that. He was always thinking about Buchou’s breasts.

Akeno senpai went up to him and grabbed his hands. Then suddenly…..she put his hands on her breasts.

And then….

“Wha….What are you doing?! Don’t do such indecent things!”

Issei kun pulled his hands out and made an embarrassed expression!

No way! How can this happen?!

Issei kun was embarrassed to touch a girl’s breasts! What just happened!?!

Issei kun worshipped Akeno senpai’s large breasts. Even called them gods! Sometimes he even says “Thanks you, thank you” towards it! Whenever he saw Akeno senpai in P.E class with her jiggling breasts, he even cried in happiness and bowed down toward it! He was so enthusiastic whenever her breasts jiggled!

He always said that the only valley that is comparable to the Grand Canyon in America is either the breasts of Rias Buchou or Akeno senpai!

Akeno senpai looks like she is shaken by Issei kun’s reaction.

“Ise kun didn’t grab onto my tits…. No way….”

It looks like she was so shocked that she couldn’t even walk straight anymore.

Issei kun reddened his face and shouted

“Girls shouldn’t say indecent things like ‘tits’!”

I couldn’t stop my tears from coming out.

Hello everyone, it looks like Issei kun has caught an illness. And it’s a very terrible illness….

 

“Please explain what has happened”

Rias Buchou asked Asia, Xenovia and Irina chan after sitting them on the sofa.

Calming themselves with tea given by Akeno senpai, they started talking while wiping their tears from their eyes.

It happened while they were on their way to the club room after school.

 

“Look, UFO!”

Issei kun noticed an unidentified object floating in the sky. Others who noticed the object were also looking at it in curiosity. Just then…

“That unidentified object flew towards Issei kun and fired a beam toward him. When Asia chan healed Issei kun with her powers….”

“Ise san, are you alright?”

“…yes I’m fine Asia chan, it looks like today is peaceful too. I wish everyone living on Earth could be happy hehehe.”<-saying that with bright smile and had pair of clear eyes.

“…..Iss. Ise san?”

 

“He has lost interest in women completely…….. ah and also, the UFO looked like Adamski UFO…..”

Asia chan explained while wiping her tears.

… My goodness, this is a disaster. I don’t know what to say anymore!

UFO? Hit by beam fired by UFO? Well, Angels and Devils do exist so it won’t be weird if aliens do exist as well…. Even so, this is troublesome. We are the Occult Research Group so shouldn’t we be happy that we found a UFO? This is nonetheless unexpected.

Issei kun, I know you are the type who gets into trouble a lot but I didn’t expect you to be attacked by aliens…

Everyone turned their gaze towards Issei kun who was sitting in the corner of the room.

Issei kun was… writing a thousand ways to save the world in his note.

Koneko chan approached him and asked

“….what are you writing senpai?”

“Ah! Koneko! I’m just writing down methods to make people in this world happy! How about you Koneko? Let’s do our best to make our world….”

BANG! POW!

Koneko chan started to beat Issei kun up before he had the chance to continue what he was saying. Judging by the sound, she put a spin to her punch to make it more powerful.

Issei kun was smiling even though he was having a nosebleed.

“That’s a good punch! But that hurts a bit!”

“….I though he would be cured if I hit his head…. Issei senpai, which one do you prefer, the breasts of Rias Buchou or Akeno senpai?”

“Wha. What are you saying Koneko chan?! An innocent person like you shouldn’t be saying such an erotic….”

BANG! POW!

This time again, Koneko chan didn’t give Issei kun a chance to finish his sentence and punched his face, and pushed her fist into his face further.

“….Issei senpai does not say things like that.”

“Kon…Koneko chan! Sto…Stop it! Girls should be on top of….”

BANG! BANG!

“….Issei senpai does not say things like that.”

“I. I get it! I’ll be your fighting partner! And then you will become world’s best MMA fighter! And we can go for world peace from….”

PING! CRASH!

I couldn’t even figure out what was being broken at this point. But even so, Koneko chan tried to cure Issei kun. By punching him.

I said to Koneko chan who was still beating up Issei kun in mount position.

“umm, Koneko chan. Can’t you say that Issei kun became normal? Koneko chan did hate Issei kun being openly perverted right? You did say you wanted him to be less perverted in a way.”

That is correct. Koneko chan always punched Issei kun when he was doing anything perverted.

“Issei senpai, please refrain yourself.”

Saying things like that.

Shouldn’t this situation be something Koneko chan wanted? I thought to myself…

However, Koneko chan had tears in her eyes and said.

“…I don’t…want him to lose interest in me too….”

That right. As woman in love, her feelings must be very complicated.

“What does Rias Buchou and Akeno senpai think about this situation?”

After hearing my question, those two looked at each other.

“I always wanted him to be more sensible from the beginning, and he became more like a gentlemen but….”

“He is still lovely but…. I guess it is a bit of a shame……..”

“I think the Ise who looked at us as a woman passionately is the best.”

“Yes. That way, it’s more fun and worthwhile to become more womanly”

“Right~?”

Even though these two fought over Issei kun all the time, at a situation like this, their view was the same.

“Ise right now isn’t fun at all.”

“Ise kun who’s not perverted is like, how should I say, eel rice without an eel in it.”

Xenovia chan complained, and Irina chan made a weird metaphor.

“Ise san Is Ise san. Even if he stays like this forever, i will stay by his side. But to be honest, I prefer the previous Ise san.”

Even Asia chan, who has the most faith in Issei kun, wanted the old Issei kun back.

Opinions of those who love him were the same. Now the question is, how can we turn him back….?

Fastest way might be to catch that UFO…

“I think everyone’s opinion is the same. What shall we do now?”

I asked everyone.

“I guess I have no choice. I’ll go and catch the UFO that caused all this.”

Xenovia grabbed a bug catching net as well as her sword. Is she thinking of catching a UFO with those equipment? Nevertheless if it’s Xenovia, I have a feeling she has good chance of doing so.

“You… You think you can do it…?”

“Don’t worry Kiba. I was thinking for a while. Aren’t we more amazing than aliens in terms of what we are?”

Xenovia said that with a serious look on her face.

Tha. That might be true….Devils, Angels, Yokais, Vampires, etc. our existence is like a fantasy itself. So if we put it that way, it wouldn’t be surprising if there are aliens out there.

But Xenovia, aren’t aliens and us a bit different?

“OK! Gasper, let’s go!”

Gasper kun was surprised at Xenovia’s words as he probably never would have thought that he would be chosen.

“Wh…why…why do you need me to catch aliens????”

Xenovia was tying Gasper kun down like she wasn’t going to let Gasper escape and said,

“Your eyes can stop time, so you can stop flying UFO with your eyes.”

Ah ha, Gasper kun have the ability to stop time of whatever he sees so she is thinking of stopping the flying object with his ability. But isn’t UFOs quite fast? I wonder if it will go as planned…

Xenovia shouldered Gasper, who has been immobilised with a rope and said to Irina.

“Irina, you too! Let’s go and exorcize the heathens called aliens!”

Irina chan nodded her head strongly after hearing this… wait, considering aliens as heathens are a bit….

“Yes! We can’t be defeated by invaders. In the name of Lord, in the name of Micheal sama! We will defeat those aliens!”

Irina chan, it looks like you have decided to do that even before setting out on your journey.

Xenovia and Irina chan marched out of the club room with the immobilised Gasper kun on Xenovia’s shoulder.

It looks like negotiation is not an option…. The only thing I can do is make a bitter smile.

Right then, Rias Buchou petted Issei kun’s hair who has been released from the beating of Koneko chan.

“Right, let’s leave the UFO to those three, and let’s try and find the solution ourselves.”

Thus, Operation “Get Issei kun back” has started.

 

Operation “Get Issei kun Back”

Plan A [Full Armour Asia]

“Ok Asia, please use your healing powers on Ise’s head please.”

“Yes”

Asia chan replied.

Operation “Get Issei kun Back” has started and for start, we decided to try and use Asia chan’s power to cure Issei kun.

…Except, Asia chan was wearing a school swimsuit and a pair of knee socks.

Not only that, she was wearing cat ears, cat tails and was wearing a cat collar necklace as well. The name tag on her chest reads ‘Asia’.

Even Rias Buchou called Asia chan [Full Armour Asia] and nodded her head in approval. If it was normal Issei kun, he would be in tears and would have said…

“That’s amazing, Asia chan!”

But… Issei kun had no reaction to Asia chan’s erotic costume.

Rather, it seemed like he was denying it.

“Ise san… please go back to how you were before.”

Asia chan extended her hands toward Issei kun’s head and a green light came out from her hands. Lights covered his head and bruises started to disappear.

“Thank you Asia chan, the pain is gone now.”

Issei kun smiled, but Asia chan’s face became sad. If it was normal, Issei kun would have said “Asia” in an affectionate tone. It seems like she was sad that he didn’t call her that way.

But she wiped her tears away, folded her hands like a cat’s paw, spun around on the spot and made a cute pose with her body.

“Come to Asia if you need to heal nyaa «”

She said in a cute voice while winking but…

“OK!”

He just gave short reply.

Hearing that, Asia chan’s body started to tremble and she leaped into Rias Buchou’s chests.

“Rias onee sama! I can’t do it! I can’t use the cat ears and the tail to my advantage like Koneko chan!”

Next to her, Koneko chan wiggled her ears and tail. She is a Nekometa, so unlike the cat ears and tail of Asia chan, her ears and tail are real.

“Don’t worry Asia, you were very cute so don’t be too sad. Leave the rest to us.”

So the treatment had no success.

 

Operation “Get Issei kun Back”

Plan B [Nekometa Senjutsu]

“….I will channel ki around his head then.”

Koneko chan put her hands on Issei kun’s head and started to concentrate. Ki started to form around her hands as she was doing that.

Nekometas can use senjutsu to correct the flow of ki in a person’s body and that’s what Koneko chan is trying to do to Issei kun’s head.

“While Koneko is working, let’s show Ise his treasured ero magazines.”

Rias boucho took out the ero magazines that only Issei kun uses and showed them to him. ….um, I think Rias Buchou and Akeno senpai found those rather quickly…. They already knew where he kept them I see. Issei kun, your treasured books have been found by these two already.

“Ku! S. Stop it! T. That kind of indecent books, I don’t want to see it…!”

“What are you talking about. It’s the books that you always read isn’t it?”

“Issei kun, this is like the Holy Bible to you. It is because of these books that you became who you are. Now, look at this page where these girls are wearing sexy cosplay.”

Rias Buchou and Akeno senpai tied Issei kun onto a chair and put tape on his eyes so he couldn’t close his eyes. They instantly forced him to read the books that way.

While correcting ki around his head, his treasured books were shown to him. We thought these two combined methods will cure him of his illness but Koneko chan stopped using senjutsu and shooked her head.

“….it’s impossible. The Ki itself hasn’t been altered. In fact, they are normal. The Ki was disturbed when he was reading that book in fact.”

Hearing this report, Rias Buchou put her hand on her chin.

“That means there is nothing wrong with his body… that’s more annoying than I thought. What on earth did that UFO do…”

Seriously, what happened to Issei kun….

“My my. This costume is amazing. If I wear it, Ise kun surely would be happy right?”

Akeno senpai started to read the book and blushed a little. Hearing that, Rias Buchou also started to read the book.

“…hmm. I think this will suit me more. This costume highlights the person’s legs, like it was made for me.”

“That sounds like you are saying that I don’t have curvature on my body like you do.”

“I have confidence in my legs. Ise even complemented it. He said the balance between my thighs and calf is awesome.”

Rias Buchou showed her legs off to Akeno senpai. Akeno senpai was just smiling.

“Ara, Ise kun complemented my thin waist a few days ago, saying that the curvature between my chest and my hips are ideal.”

This time, Akeno senpai showed her waistline off to Rias Buchou. Seeing that, Buchou’s eyes twitched a little.

“…are you saying that I’m fatter then you?!”

“That’s my line! Ise kun likes my body more!”

“No! He likes mine more!”

“Rias, you idiot!”

“Akeno, you jerk!“

…ah. It seems like these two have forgotten about curing Issei kun completely and started to argue between themselves. And they won’t stop any time soon either.

Koneko chan and I sighed after seeing this.

 

Operation “Get Issei kun Back”

Plan C [Pressing switch]

“Let’s make him press Rias’s tits.”

After calming herself, Akeno senpai suggested her plan. Even so, saying tits all of a sudden…

“Last time when Ise kun went berserk with the Red Dragon’s power, he turned back to normal after touching Rias’s breasts.”

That’s right. Not too long ago, Issei kun went berserk with the power of the Welsh Dragon within him. ‘Juggernaut Drive’ not only destroyed the surroundings, but also defeated a strong foe in seconds.

However, he didn’t stop even after defeating the enemy. At the end, we made him touch Buchou’s breasts to turn him back to normal. That was probably possible only because it was Issei kun, also known as the Oppai dragon, who loves breasts more than anything.  The act of touching the breasts of the woman he loves must be something grander than anything he desires.

“Maybe we can cure him by making him touch Rias’s breasts again.”

Because of what happened before, Akeno senpai didn’t hesitate to give her opinion.

Rias Buchou blushed after hearing out Akeno senpai.

“My….my breasts….. it’s being used like this again….it’s Ise who’s touching it so it’s fine but, trying to solve everything with my breasts is a bit….”

Akeno senpai put her hands on Rias Buchou’s shoulder to reduce her embarrassment.

“No Rias, this may be your chance. Also it’s like fan service.”

“What do you mean fan service…I don’t even know what you are talking about….”

Akeno senpai calmed the embarrassed Rias Buchou down, right after they just had a massive argument with each other. It is because they are normally in good terms with each other that they can be like this….. but to touch Buchou’s breasts…. Well it suits Issei kun very much but….

“Let’s try it for now.”

Akeno senpai used her power to bring up a curtain and took Issei kun and Rias Buchou behind it.

“Now Buchou, please take your clothes off.  Ise kun, it’s the breasts of the person you love, Rias Buchou. Look closely.”

It seems like Buchou started taking her clothes off. Only Akeno senpai and and Issei kun could see her naked body over the curtain though. Just then, Asia chan also went over there.

“N. No! I. I’m not going to see indecent things like that!”

I can see from the shadows that Issei kun was frantically trying to escape from his chair.

“….That’s bit unpleasant. Ok, I will make sure you press my tits then.”

“That’s it Rias! Ise kun! Now stare at Rias’s breasts!”

“I don’t want to! I don’t want to look at breasts!”

“Now, touch her breasts! Then press down on her breasts!”

It seemed like Akeno senpai grabbed Issei kun’s hands and bring them to Rias Buchou’s breasts. (Translator note: I bet a S like Akeno is enjoying this situation a bit too much….)

“STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! I don’t want to press her breasts! Erotic! Indecent! I’m not interested in that kind of thing! World peace and breasts are not related in any ways!”

“That’s now true! Her breasts are breasts that have brought peace in the underworld! Look at her breasts, it has a nice pink colour to it right?! Now, press it with all your might!”

Akeno senpai, you are very enthusiastic. I’m surprised. Are you enjoying this situation that much? I think she is. (Translator note: damn right.)

“Ise san! Press it! If you press Rias onee sama’s breasts, everything will be solved! Don’t give up! Soon you will be fine!”

Asia chan is also saying things like that… I know she’s desperate but….

Issei kun however didn’t give up either.

“I’m not going to lose to things like breasts! I’m not going to give up!”

“Press my breasts Ise! That way, you can turn back to the way you were before!”

“Now, press it!”

“Press her breasts, Ise san!”

…this is a scary situation. The only thing I could do was just stare at the situation with my mouth half opened. Breasts and tits… it feels like I’ve seen this situation before somewhere.

“…whenever Ise senpai did something it always felt like that.”

Koneko chan sighed.

That’s right, it was always like this. I think I want to cry….

When I was about to think I don’t care what happened next, someone came into the club room.

Having a long silver hair and also wearing suits, it was Rossweisse san who became our newest comrade.

Rossweisse san apologised while coming in and…

“I’m sorry I’m late! Staff meeting was longer then…. What! You guys, the sun hasn’t set yet but what are you guys doing?!”

She was shocked to see what was happening in front of her.

That’s right. If anyone saw this, they would be confused…

 

 

Operation “Get Issei kun Back”

Not planned from start [Nordic Magic]

“So that’s what happened. I understand.”

After hearing what happened so far, Rossweisse san nodded her head.

“But isn’t this a good thing? It’s not good to be indecent. Can’t we accept this as a fate and move on?”

Rossweisse san gave her opinion but….

“No way! We already discussed this and decided to turn him back to normal. Please, cooperate with us. If it was you, Valkyrie, you should have an idea right?”

Having heard Rias Buchou, Rossweisse san tilted her head slightly.

“Hmm. I’m against students of the opposite sex being too close to each other so I’m fine with him as he is now but, if Rias san says so then I have no choice but to cooperate. I will do it.”

Rossweise san accepted her request.

“Then let’s get started.”

She walked towards Issei kun and put her hand forward. Magic circle appeared on her hand and she started to investigate something.

“His body is normal. And his devil and dragon powers are normal too. In terms of curse… ah, it seems like I can detect something.”

“When you say you can detect something…then he’s been cursed?”

When Rias Buchou asked, Rossweise san nodded her head.

“Yes. I don’t know what type but it seems like some complicated spell is focused on his head. It has some similarities to a Devil’s power, and it looks like there is also the power of a Fallen Angel too. It even has traces of Nordic magic too. Anyway, this is a bit complicated.”

“You think you can cure him?”

“I’ll do my best”

Rossweisse san summoned a bag and started to look through her bag.

In her bag there are things items such as an unknown animal’s tail, grass with weird colour and a dangerous looking bottle of liquid. She took them out and started to mix them together in mortar. Then she took out flasks and beakers and mixed them altogether.

Foul fume started to come out of the flask; I couldn’t bear it anymore and opened the windows. Is she turning magic into medicine?

About 10 minutes later, the beaker was full of liquid with seven different colours to it.

“It’s done! This is a Nordic medicine that reverses spell’s effect!”

The medicine was bubbling and emitting dangerous looking fumes but… it looks like it will work.

“Now, Hyoudou Issei kun, drink this! It should have an affect! Not only this will undo any spell, it should fix you dense brain as well!”

When Rossweisse san came close to Issei kun, he started to resist like mad men.

“M. My nose! I think I’m going to suffocate just by smelling it!”

He was trying to escape from his chair but we just pinned him down on his chair.

“Ple…Please let me go! I will die if I drink it!”

“Hohoho, it’s cute that you are trying to resist. But it’s futile. You can’t escape from the Nordic spell. Now, drink this and become a model student.”

Rossweisse san gave an unpleasant smile. It seems like she is enjoying this too much but, surely that was just my imagination… is this really a medicine used to reverse the spell? I had my doubts but I made him drink every last drops.

Gulp Gulp

Issei kun was forced to drink all of it, and when he finished…

Purple fume came out of every hole of his face and his skin also changed colours to the same seven colours. After that….

Slump

His head slumped unnaturally and some kind of liquid came out of his mouth.

Seeing that, everyone was scared….. is he…. fine? It looked like his soul just left his body.

Rossweisse san was tilting her head.

“That’s weird. Odin sama’s dementia was cured with this drink….”

  1. Don’t tell me. You didn’t used poison to suppress poison right?

BANG!

When we were confused to our wit’s end, someone burst into the club room.

“Buchou! Everyone! We did it!”

“We did it! We did it!”

Xenovia and Irina chan came in with their uniforms soiled.

In their hands there was a silver metallic fragment… don’t tell me….

“We caught that UFO!”

Xenovia reported their victory.

Everyone, this is a disaster.

…my comrade has finally defeated the visitor from outer space.

After hearing something so ridiculous, I couldn’t say anything at all.

 

“…that’s a real UFO.”

Rias Buchou was looking at it like she still couldn’t believe it.

Outside of old building, there was what we called the Adamski type unidentified flying object (UFO), which crashed on the ground.

It seems like after spotting the UFO, Xenovia used her sword while Irino angel powers to attack the object, and after some fighting, the UFO crashed. These two then carried the object all way here. The fact that they weren’t caught by normal people is admirable. Did they use some kind of technology from Heavens?

But attacking aliens without any reason might be a problem here, and there is no getting around this. This might be the worst possible way to start the communication between aliens.

While I was worrying about that, Xenovia burst open something which looks like an entrance with her sword.

“See? My Durandal works with aliens as well.”

She said that so proudly… even though we aren’t sure whether it’s hostile… well, it did attack Issei kun first.

“What happened to Gasper kun?”

I couldn’t see where he was so I asked Xenovia. His objective was to make the UFO stop so….

Xenovia closed her eyes and Irina chan covered her mouth and silently shed tears. What happened?

“Kiba, Gasper was good person. He fought bravery until the end.”

“Gasper kun got hit by the beam then…”

There was a box where Irina chan pointed!

When I opened the box, there was Gasper kun all burnt!

“We can’t let his demise go to waste! Let’s go and defeat those aliens!”

After shouting that, Xenovia walked inside the object.

Why is she so excited in the wrong kind of ways? Ah, I think Gasper kun twitched a little, at least he’s alive.

“….Y. Youto senpai… I. I think… I’m not going to like SF (?).”

“You did great Gasper kun.”

I put my hands on his shoulder. You become like this a bit too often lately.

I’ll make a nice dinner for you later. I cried in delight upon seeing my kohai.

Few minutes later, Xenovia came out dragging something.

And that was….

We couldn’t be more surprised!

“It was Azazel sensei!”

That was right. Xenovia dragged out our adviser and the leader of the Fallen Angels, Azazel sensei.

He had a big bump on his head and fainted but there was no mistake. It was him.

…what have you done now sensei…

 

“Ahh. I wanted to make a UFO all of a sudden! I made it look like real thing!”

Sensei laughed like he didn’t regret it.

After that, we heard the truth.

When he watched documentary about UFOs, Sensei wanted to make one himself, and ended up working on it in a secret lab underneath the school building. Featuring all the latest technology from Fallen Angel side, he finished one. It was amazing he had the technology to make UFOs. Can’t you use that useful skill on something more worthwhile….? I wanted to complain to him. If I recall correctly, you also made a robot last Summer too if I remember correctly. Maybe he is the most threatening person in this world.

After that, he wanted to test fly the contraption so he turned the UFO on. It had a special barrier so normal humans couldn’t see which also means there wouldn’t be many problems. Seriously, he worries about all sorts of things.

Since the UFO worked better than he expected, he was in good mood and decided to show himself to Issei kun’s group.

“Hahaha. Well, when I saw Issei on the ground, I really wanted to fire some beams.”

That was the reason for attacking Issei kun, and thanks to that, Issei kun lost his indecency.

Slap!

Rias Buchou hit Sensei’s head with a fan and glared at him.

“You know…it is because of you that Ise became like this. It’s fine if you make an UFO, but what teacher fires a beam at his students?”

Hearing that, sensei made a cool pose and pointed himself with his thumb.

“Right here!”

Slap!

The second attack was harsher than the first one.

Rias Buchou asked Sensei, who was rubbing the place where he had been hit.

“So how can you turn him back to normal? It’s sad seeing him like that.”

Sensei replied to Rias Buchou.

“Well, I just wanted to make a weapon so it’s something I just made on the go. To turn him back to normal, I will have to decipher the content of the beam and that might take a while.”

After sensei said that, Rias Buchou and the other women present teared up a little.

“Tha…. That means he’s not going to turn back to normal for a while?! No way! Ise who isn’t erotic isn’t Ise at all!”

Behind the mad Rias Buchou, Akeno senpai was smiling while emitting electricity from her body.

“Sensei? You can fix him right? If you can’t, you might experience some electricity.”

Her power was enough to make the Leader of the Fallen Angels back away.

“Jus… Just wait a second. Trust me, I’ll do it somehow.”

Sensei said with a perplexed look on his face.

 

In Sensei’s lab at the old building, there was a capsule enough for one person to fit in.

“Now, first, we put Ise in here….”

Issei kun was already in there

“Let me oooooout!”

He was screaming to be let out but we can’t do that.

“What are we going to do now?”

When Rias Buchou asked, Sensei pressed a button on the console.

Crank, rumble rumble rumble

The device made a strange noise and started up.

“You remember that time when we had the Ise clone incident?”

There was indeed a time when a clone of Ise caused chaos at Khou Academy. Actually, that was also Sensei’s fault. He just doesn’t learn does he…

“I had the indecency data collected from the clone of Ise from back then. And I’m going to inject that data into him.”

“So are you going to inject that data and turn him back to normal?”

When Rias Buchou asked, Sensei nodded his head.

“Yes, soon, he will turn back….”

Ping!

Suddenly light emitted from the capsule and then…

BAAAANNNNGGGG!

It exploded!

It was enough to mess up the whole room! Table turned and equipment flew. We quickly hid behind some equipment.

….When the smoke cleared up, we looked towards the capsule.

The capsule opened up and there was….

“OOOOOPPPPPAAAAIIIIIIIIII!”

Issei kun was shouting weird things!

“”””THAT MADE HIM WORSE””””

We were surprised at this disappointing result.

 

Ise kun finally went back to how it was a day after.

He went back to the way he was after sleeping in Rias Buchou’s breasts for a night.

After hearing that…

“What, so in the end, it was Buchou’s breasts that turned him back.”

…and made a bitter smile. Issei kun did mention this.

—Kiba, listen to me. Buchou’s breasts are, for me, define where I came from as well as where I should return.

He really came back using Buchou’s breasts. That’s the Issei kun I knew.

After school, when we were alone by chance, Issei kun said excitedly.

“Kiba! I got hold of a really erotic book! You want to see it, right?! But I’m not going to share it with you! I can’t show it to a bishounen guy like you!”

And he showed me his erotic magazine.

Yes, this is what my friend Issei kun is supposed to be. An Ise kun that is not erotic isn’t Ise kun at all.

It’s good to see you back, Issei kun.

“It’s not like i wanted to translate this for you guys B- BAKA!” -daniel Yang

“…” – Alexis138